tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-04-14:61366 jack jack 2010-04-07T09:27:41Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-04-14:61366:628078 2010-04-07T09:27:41Z 2010-04-07T09:27:41Z public 0 OK, it's time for my Easter rant.<br /><br />Jesus. VAMPIRE. NOT A ZOMBIE. Come on, people, we've had this before. There's an Eclipse when he dies[1]! Eclipses may be more likely to CAUSE zombies, but are more likely to be caused BY vampires[1].<br /><br />Everyone but me is stupid (in this very very narrow field).<br /><br />[1] This may not be technically accurate, but I said it in a loud voice so it's convincing. Pedantry appreciated.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=jack&ditemid=628078" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments