tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-04-14:61366 jack jack 2017-03-30T22:30:36Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-04-14:61366:1019514 2017-03-30T22:30:36Z 2017-03-30T22:30:36Z public 0 Alien: If it's better, why isn't all your food "fair"?<br />Me: There are many things I am ashamed of about out society.<br />Alien: What is "guilt-free" food? Is it like fair food, but even more so?<br />Me: Many many things.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=jack&ditemid=1019514" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-04-14:61366:867526 2013-10-31T00:36:30Z 2013-10-31T00:36:30Z public 12 Simont: Is there a set of players each of whom plays a single win-or-lose game against each other player, where every pair of players has a third player who beat both?<br />Jack: *thinks*<br />Jack: Yes.<br />Simont: Not that one.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=jack&ditemid=867526" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-04-14:61366:606587 2009-12-16T12:51:47Z 2009-12-16T12:51:47Z public 0 <b>On movie inconsistencies</b><br /><br />"I used to hate how the T1000 could fly a helicopter AND fire a gun. It wasn't until repeated viewings, that I noticed he had three arms."<br />-- sacramentalist<br /><br /><b>An obvious pun in wikipedia</b><br /><br />"Fire play is a type of BDSM play ... if so intended, it can permanently brand the skin of the bottom. " --wikipedia<br /><br /><b>What I don't understand is, why it seems to actually work:</b><br /><br />"Believing this statement will make you happier."<br />-- Ryan Lortie<br /><br /><b>More</b><br /><br />"First I had my cookie therapist, who is a cookie therapist because she is made of cookies, which is like being made of awesome except better."<br />-- hatam_soferet<br /><br />Ian J: "I think we should use a fusion reactor only in orbit, where the reaction can be gravitationally contained in a stable manner. We could beam the power down wherever people needed it, and collect it in vast banks of photoelectic cells in the desert or something."<br />Everyone: *long pause*<br />Everyone: *long pause* "Oh! You mean the sun?"<br /><br />"You could create two databases, one called sitea and one called siteb, in your single MySQL process ... You can also use phpBB's $table_prefix feature for this purpose, but three out of four nerds agree that the two-database way is "better."<br />-- NearlyFreeSpeech.net FAQ<br /><br />"I believe the iPhone will ultimately be judged a more important product than the original Apple Macintosh. ...Yes, I am dead serious. Just check back here in fifteen to twenty years to see if I was right. (Hint: I will be.)"<br />-- Jeff Atwood, Coding horror<br /><br />Ferrett: <sarcasm>Would Casablanca have been as cool if in Casablanca 2: Electric Boogaloo, Victor Lazlo died and Rick and Ilse got together?</sarcasm> No. No. A thousand times, no.<br />Bradhicks: Actually, Ferret, [in <a href="http://www.amazon.com/As-Time-Goes-Michael-Walsh/dp/0446607452">As time goes by</a>, the authorised sequel ] Victor Lazlo does die off and Ilsa marries Rick<br />Bradhicks: Satire is hard, eh?<br />Ferrett: ...<br />Ferrett: I FUCKING HATE THIS WORLD.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=jack&ditemid=606587" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments