https://jack.dreamwidth.org/ jack - Dreamwidth Studios Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:27:41 GMT LiveJournal / Dreamwidth Studios jack personal https://v2.dreamwidth.org/5140256/61366 https://jack.dreamwidth.org/ 100 41 https://jack.dreamwidth.org/628078.html Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:27:41 GMT https://jack.dreamwidth.org/628078.html OK, it's time for my Easter rant.<br /><br />Jesus. VAMPIRE. NOT A ZOMBIE. Come on, people, we've had this before. There's an Eclipse when he dies[1]! Eclipses may be more likely to CAUSE zombies, but are more likely to be caused BY vampires[1].<br /><br />Everyone but me is stupid (in this very very narrow field).<br /><br />[1] This may not be technically accurate, but I said it in a loud voice so it's convincing. Pedantry appreciated.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=jack&ditemid=628078" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments https://jack.dreamwidth.org/628078.html rant vampires jesus witterings easter public 0