https://jack.dreamwidth.org/ jack - Dreamwidth Studios Wed, 10 Oct 2012 22:53:50 GMT LiveJournal / Dreamwidth Studios jack personal https://v2.dreamwidth.org/5140256/61366 https://jack.dreamwidth.org/ 100 41 https://jack.dreamwidth.org/788119.html Wed, 10 Oct 2012 22:53:50 GMT https://jack.dreamwidth.org/788119.html I'm sure women's toiletries are worse, but I'm always boggled by men's toiletries.<br /><br />I know I've ranted about this before, but it seems bizarre that if you try to find shaving foam you find bottles blazoned "ACME SUPER ENDURANCE MJOLNIR GEL" or "AJAX HYPER MANLY FOAM", but nowhere anywhere on the front of the bottle does it seem to say "shave". Seriously, I want to give you money, all you have to do it <i>not hide from it</i>!<br /><br />I also see, manly toiletry companies have started selling SHOWER TOOLS, which seems to be a euphemism for "We'll package loofahs up in streamlined black plastic that looks dynamic and sell them based on how macho they are or die trying".<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=jack&ditemid=788119" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments https://jack.dreamwidth.org/788119.html toiletries rant shaving loofahs public 8