THE NIGHT OF TWO GIFT-GIVERS
Jan. 6th, 2026 12:43 pmOn one extraordinary night, the Hogfather and Santa Claus find themselves in the same chimney, each certain they’re the rightful gift-giver. Stuck, bickering, and dodging minor violations of physics, the two legends must navigate awkward politeness, territorial livestock, and the impossible logistics of overlapping gift lists—without ruining the child’s sense of magic. Chaos, sherry, and wild boars ensue, proving that belief can create meetings even the universe didn’t plan.
Words: 2156, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett
- Rating: General Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen
- Characters: Santa Claus, Hogfather (Discworld)
- Relationships: Hogfather & Santa Claus
- Additional Tags: holiday celebration, Humor, Alternate Universe