jack

Windy, rainy morning. I haven't been outside yet but I think the rain may be edging towards sleet. One has to make a special effort to be cheerful in weather like this.

And that's what Christmas is about. At least in essence. Under the crust of money-making and schmaltz it's about making a special effort to be cheerful. Sometimes it comes across as fake- but at least we're trying.

Glossy green holly leaves, bright red holly berries, candles, mince pies, carols, the magi in their stiff, bejewelled copes bringing gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh......

solarbird

Greater Northshore Bike Connector Map 2.0.7 – 23 November 2025 – is now available on github, as is MEGAMAP 2.0.7.

This release contains two major corrections to the 2 Line Bike Connector Map, as well as notice of a December 1-5 closure of the EastRail Trail in Renton near the Seahawks Training Centre.

Here’s the complete changes list:

WARNING: EastRail Trail South in Renton near the Seahawks Training Centre will be CLOSED from December 1-5 for regravelling. (MEGAMAP only)
CORRECTION: 132nd/134th from NE 24th to NE 60th in Bellevue along Bridal Trails Park is currently INCORRECTLY labelled as having bike lanes. IT DOES NOT. This will be corrected locally (ala Seattle corrections) and I will relay the error to the maintainers of the 2 Line Bike Connector Map. Thanks to @astruder for the correction. (MEGAMAP only)
CORRECTION: NE 40th in Bellevue between 140th and 148th Ave NE is currently INCORRECTLY labelled as having bike lanes. IT DOES NOT. This will be corrected local (ala Seattle corrections) and I will relay the error to the maintainers of the 2 Line Bike Connector Map. Thanks to @astruder for the correction. (MEGAMAP only)
REMOVED: Work on Sammamish River Trail in Woodinville between 175th and 178th is functionally complete, and no more closures are listed. (Both maps)

All permalinks continue to work.

If you enjoy these maps and feel like throwing some change at the tip jar, here’s my patreon. Patreon supports get things like pre-sliced printables of the Greater Northshore, and also the completely-uncompressed MEGAMAP, not that the .jpg has much compression in it because honestly it doesn’t.

Enjoy biking!

Posted via Solarbird{y|z|yz}, Collected.

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agonyaunt

1. When I say goodbye to my mother-in-law, she frequently traps me in extended hugs. They often last longer than 15 seconds! During these hugs, she rattles off compliments that are probably well-meaning, but which I take as insults: She’s grateful that I’m a good cook for my husband, for instance, and that I keep our house so clean. My husband and I are both working professionals. We split the housework evenly, and I’m proud of that. My husband says that his mother’s comments are just her way of trying to connect with me. But is there a way to dodge her hugs? That’s when the so-called compliments begin.

DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

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2. Dear Carolyn: We are a very small family — just me, my older sister and my parents. Five years ago, my sister married into a very large family, and her in-laws host all the holidays. We’re always invited, but it’s never any fun for us. There are 20 of them together, talking and laughing, and me and my parents in the corner by ourselves.

I’ve honestly tried to join in, but they’re always talking among themselves about people I don’t know. I ask them about their lives, and they go on and on, but when it’s time for me to talk, I get either cut off or ignored. They try to be nice, but after the third or fourth attempt to answer a question, you can tell they don’t care about the answer.

So I’ve decided I’m not going for Thanksgiving or Christmas this year. On Thanksgiving, some of my friends are meeting up for a hike in the morning, and then there’s a pub crawl later in the evening, and that’s enough holiday for me. I can order a pizza for dinner. For Christmas, I plan to have breakfast with my parents, open gifts and then kick back for the rest of the day while they go off to my sister’s in-laws’ house.

Even though my parents agree about the in-laws, they are telling me to suck it up and go for their sake. They and my sister are really upset with me, saying I’m going to ruin their holidays, hurt my brother-in-law’s feelings and not see my niece. I say there will be so many people around that my brother-in-law and niece won’t miss me, and I’ll see them both on Black Friday and then again on Christmas Eve, so it’s not like I’m missing out entirely.

Am I being selfish like they say? Don’t I have a right to enjoy my holidays, or do I have to suffer in silence?
— Anonymous

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3. Dear Annie: My son got married about eight months ago, and while I truly do love his new wife, I admit I'm scratching my head over a few things. Maybe it's the times changing, or maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but it feels like I got a fourth child instead of a daughter-in-law.

When they come over for dinner, I do what I've always done: make a nice meal, fix everyone a plate and pass the rolls. I'll serve my husband, my boys and even the dog if he looks hungry enough. But my new daughter-in-law? She piles food on her own plate, sits down and tells my son to get it himself. My jaw nearly hit the mashed potatoes. He works all day to provide for her, and the least she could do is hand him a pork chop! Instead, I find myself jumping up to fix his plate while she's scrolling through her phone.

And the laundry, don't even get me started. Because they don't have a washer and dryer, she brings her clothes over, and somehow, I end up doing them. It's like my son got married, and I gained another load of towels.

Should I speak up, or just keep folding her laundry and praying she buys a washing machine? -- Lost For Words in Georgia

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4. Dear Annie: Hoping you can offer some advice! My son has been married for six years to a beautiful girl who rarely speaks to us and acts as though we don't exist. Her distance has gotten much worse over time, and we have no idea why. We love her and are just as kind to her as we are to our other kids and their wives. My husband and I are so sad. This has broken our hearts.

We haven't said anything because we don't want to upset our son, but lately even he appears unhappy with her attitude toward us. When we've referred to her as our daughter -- as we do our other daughter-in-law, who loves the title -- she'll say, "No, thank you. I already have a mom and dad." We've always felt as parents ourselves that you can NEVER have too many people to love your child, so we were quite hurt by that.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. She's so cold and distant toward us that even our friends and family have noticed and commented. We are good people, we stay out of our kids' business and we keep our opinions to ourselves. Our motto is, "If you want our thoughts, you'll have to ask for them." We don't meddle or cause waves ever, yet she continues to find ways to fault us for things. It's completely unsubstantiated, but it persists!

It's to the point I have so much anxiety that I've considered seeking out a therapist. This DIL is so unapproachable, so to avoid conflict, we just sweep EVERYTHING under the rug to avoid causing our sweet son any grief.

Please let us know if you have any advice. Our hearts are broken! -- Boy Momma

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kazzy_cee

On Thursday, we went to the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich to see their Pirates exhibition.

The exhibition covered the myths, legends and reality of pirates from the 'golden age' of piracy in the late 17th and early 18th century, right up to piracy in the present day. It looked at the images and the modern interpretations of pirates as well as how they have been portrayed on stage, screen, in novels and have even influenced fashion.

It was a large exhibition, and I took a LOT of photos, but I've tried to pare it down to the most interesting things that caught my eye under the cut (FYI - it was all very interesting!).

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We learned a lot of pirate language on our way through the exhibition
Maroon - abandon a victim on a deserted island
The black spot - A piece of paper with a black mark used as a death threat
Jolly Roger - a pirate flag
Fire in the hole - a warning that a shot is going to be fired
Barking Iron - a large pistol
Give no quarter - show no mercy in a fight
A spyglass - a telescope
Sail ho! - a ship has been spotted
Prize - a captured ship
Freebooter - Dutch word for a pirate
Filibuster - Spanish word for a pirate
Corsair - French word for a pirate, especially one from North Africa

There is a lot of extra information on the website for the exhibition, including the pirate myths here.

It was a really in-depth exhibition and we learned a lot. Well worth a visit - it's on until 4th January next year.

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agonyaunt

My mother-in-law is always on a diet. Her house also happens to be where the family gathers monthly for meals. Lately, she has been serving lighter fare and no dessert so that she can eat more healthfully. We are fine with the lighter meals, but when we pushed back on dessert, she got upset and said we weren’t being supportive of her. These meals represent a tiny fraction of what she eats in a year, and I am frustrated that I have to compromise on dessert. (It doesn’t help that her diets are usually fads and not based in science.) Advice?

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hannah

This afternoon, out on the subway, someone complained about an unpleasant smell. I looked them in the eye and didn't say anything, letting my mask do the talking. There's so many reasons to keep them on in enclosed spaces, especially enclosed spaces where people take off their shoes, and I don't see a reason to go back to breathing unfiltered subway air.

It's looking to be a family hike this Thursday, and I still don't know how to feel about it.

Current Mood: cranky
Current Music: Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) - Green Day

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agonyaunt

Dear Carolyn: My boyfriend is still in regular contact with his ex-girlfriend. He is her confidant, and she admits she still loves him. He keeps her posted on our relationship, which is rocky because I am jealous of their relationship. I am not allowed to set any boundaries about this.

I want to ask him to stop being her confidant and to stop telling her about our relationship. They can remain friends, just not with such intimate conversations. He absolutely refuses any boundaries because “I am not going to let you pick my friends.”

Should I just exit this situation? For context, he and I are on and off because of this, and he usually dates her again when we are off.

— Jealous

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torachan

1. I've got the house to myself for the next week and a half. Carla has gone to Wisconsin to spend Thanksgiving with her aunt and uncle and cousins. Took her to the airport this morning and she's arrived safely at the airport in Chicago and currently on the bus to their house.

2. I got some more wire rack shelving for the shed the other day and put the first of two shelves together today. They're pretty quick to do, but I don't actually have room to put them both in the shed until I rearrange some stuff, which I'll do tomorrow, and then I can put the second one together. We're storing some books (twelve boxes, actually, but thankfully we've got the space) for Alex* in there and they're all in random boxes that weren't really meant for books and don't stack well, so they've semi fallen over. I bought some bankers boxes to repack them and then put them on the shelves to make them more manageable.

*Our good friend who formerly went by Alexander is now going by Alex and using she/her pronouns, just FYI.

3. We got the big lego Christmas tree set that came out last month and I just finished putting it together today. It has twenty-four bags and I usually do a bag a day when working on a project, so it's taken me about two weeks. It's really impressive!

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4. Tuxie!

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yuletide_pinch_hits

We have eight new pinch hits, numbered #57-64. These pinch hits are due at the main assignment deadline of Wednesday 17 December at 9pm UTC.

Comments are turned off for this community. To claim a pinch hit, please email the mods at yuletideadmin@gmail.com and:

Include the pinch hit number in the subject line
Include the recipient’s AO3 name in the subject line
Include your AO3 username in the body of the email

For example, if your AO3 username is yuletidehippo and you want to claim Pinch Hit #42 for AwsomRecip, you might email us with the subject line “PH 42 for AwsomRecip” and “I’m yuletidehippo on AO3” in the body of the email. As was the case previously, if you don’t receive a reply you did not get the pinch hit.

CLAIMED - PH #57: The Sting (1973), Father Brown (2013), Born With Teeth - Adams, Two Loves - Lord Alfred Douglas (Poem)

This pinch hit is claimed, but treats are welcome!

Request 1 by Tosie
The Sting (1973)
Characters: Henry Gondorff, Johnny Hooker (The Sting)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

DNW: rape/noncon, underage (mentions of past consensual underage relationships are fine), PWP (smut is great, but I’d like some feelings too please), sad ending, unrequited love, established relationship, AUs other than canon divergence (an alternate first meeting would be fine, for example; a high school AU would not)
Optional details: I do ship them and would welcome romance and/or smut—but really what I like is the intimacy of their relationship, so as long as that’s there I’m good. Feel free to include other characters from the movie, or OCs, but I would like the focus on Johnny and Henry. Similarly a plot-heavy or con-based fic is welcome as long as it still highlights that relationship.
Shippy tropes I like with these characters:
- MUTUAL PINING. Give me all of it.
- Feelings realizations
- Experienced x inexperienced romantically and/or sexually (including previous relationships all being hetero)
- Bisexual awakening/realization
- Pretend relationship (playing gay chicken ~for the con~? Yes please)
- Only one bed/otherwise being forced into close quarters
Gen tropes:
- Hurt/comfort (especially wound tending, ESPECIALLY if said wounds were obtained in defense of the wound tender)
- Thinking the other is dead
- One turns up on the other’s doorstep out of the blue, badly injured and/or on the run
- Witty banter
- Humor
More specific prompts in my letter!

Letter:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1553LdFtZvhjZyYZaRdsos7_rh18Lg2qyJzujNdx_jVM/edit?usp=sharing

Request 2 by Tosie
Father Brown (2013)
Characters: M. Hercule Flambeau (Father Brown TV 2013), Father Brown (Father Brown TV 2013)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

DNW: rape/noncon, underage (mentions of past consensual underage relationships are fine), “explicit” sex (“mature” is fine, but focusing on the feelings involved rather than the squelchy details), sad ending, unrequited love, Father Brown leaving the priesthood, established relationship, AUs other than canon divergence (an alternate first meeting would be fine, for example; a high school AU would not)
Optional details: I do ship them, but anything exploring their fascinating journey from enemies to friends (and/or lovers) would be great! Other cast members and casefic welcome as long as these two get to do some philosophical bonding along the way.
Stuff I like:
- Flambeau being vulnerable with Father Brown, intentionally or not.
- Getting trapped together for an extended period
- Either one compromising their morals for the other (especially if they do something out of character in the heat of the moment, and only subsequently realize that it was a big deal/signifies a shift in their relationship)
- If it is shippy, I really enjoy Father Brown explaining why he feels morally okay breaking his vows of celibacy (that can be the whole fic if you want!). But I also realize that’s a difficult question, so feel free to just not address it. I’d rather the issue be ignored altogether than brought up and handwaved away, if that makes sense.
- Hurt/comfort (especially wound tending, ESPECIALLY if said wounds were obtained in defense of the wound tender)
- One turns up on the other’s doorstep out of the blue, badly injured and/or on the run
- Shaving fic. As in, one has to shave the other, ideally with a straight razor. The vulnerability and intimacy of it really gets me.
- Kinky Catholicism. Flambeau wanting to worship and be absolved by Father Brown, rather than God. This doesn’t have to be sexual.

Letter:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1553LdFtZvhjZyYZaRdsos7_rh18Lg2qyJzujNdx_jVM/edit?usp=sharing

Request 3 by Tosie
Born With Teeth - Adams
Characters: Christopher Marlowe (Born With Teeth Adams), William Shakespeare (Born With Teeth Adams)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

DNW: rape/noncon, underage (mentions of past consensual underage relationships are fine), sad ending*, AUs other than canon divergence (an alternate first meeting would be fine, for example; a high school AU would not)
Optional details: I got to see the 2025 production with Ncuti Gatwa and Edward Bluemel, which was excellent. 90 minutes of intense, sweaty homoeroticism. A+ no notes
Things I enjoyed in the play and would love to see more of: witty flirtatious banter, humor, philosophical musings
I’d love a fixit for the downer ending, particularly one exploring the (vaguely credible?) theory that Marlowe faked his own death.
* I realize that the play has a sad ending. I’m not saying I need you to change the canon ending, if you don’t want to disturb canon I’d be very happy to read a missing scene inserted in the middle. But if you’re going past 1593 I would prefer for things to diverge in a happier direction.

Letter:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1553LdFtZvhjZyYZaRdsos7_rh18Lg2qyJzujNdx_jVM/edit?usp=sharing

Request 4 by Tosie
Two Loves - Lord Alfred Douglas (Poem)
Characters: Any
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

DNW: rape/noncon, AUs, pederasty*, PWP
Optional details: This is a weird one! This poem is famous for coming up in Oscar Wilde’s trial, when he eloquently but unwisely described the nature of “the love that dare not speak its name.” I read the poem and thought “I wanna see them kiss.” Cause let’s be honest, despite one of them being heterosexuality personified, they’re both pretty gay.
They don’t have to kiss, but that’s what inspired me to request this. Also, you can refer to them however you want, I struggled with coming up with the tags. I was thinking Joyous Love/Sighing Love, if you like that, or you can give them real names or just avoid referring to them by name at all. Feel free to tag them differently.
* So, Oscar Wilde’s famous definition of the second Love (available here: https://www.famous-trials.com/wilde/342-wildetestimony) is love between an older man and a younger man (exact ages unspecified). I don’t think there’s anything in the poem itself that implies it means that, as opposed to regular old gayness. It’s cool if you want to reference Wilde’s testimony, but I’d like it clear that the Love that dare not speak its name is homosexuality in general, and not specifically pederasty.
Prompts/stuff I’d be interested to see:
- Their journey (before the events of the poem) from friends (to lovers?) to enemies
- Exploration of Joyous Love’s own shame and why he projects it onto Sighing Love
- Them making up after the poem’s events
- Some explanation of how bisexuality fits into this, lol. Threesome? Maybe they’re all actually bi? Idk.
- Other sexualities? By Wilde’s definition it seems like you might need a separate entity for lesbian love.
- Further expanding of the world. I didn’t add Worldbuilding as a character because I’d like the focus on the two Loves, but I’d definitely be interested in seeing the mythology fleshed out a bit more around them!
- Nonstandard fic structure (e.g. epistolary, poetry, etc)
- Something that blends the real world with the dream garden, like one or both of them being called to testify at Wilde’s trial or something???
- Honestly feel free to play with this, if you feel inspired. I just like the idea of seeing more of them/their relationship and I think I’ll be thrilled with anything that does that.

Letter:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1553LdFtZvhjZyYZaRdsos7_rh18Lg2qyJzujNdx_jVM/edit?usp=sharing

CLAIMED - PH #58: British Airways ""May We Haveth One's Attention"" Safety Video, The Fractured Europe Sequence - Dave Hutchinson, Il Gattopardo | The Leopard (2025), Warrior (TV 2019), Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom

This pinch hit is claimed, but treats are welcome!

Request 1 by Isis
British Airways ""May We Haveth One's Attention"" Safety Video
Characters: Any
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

I watched this homage to British costume drama (and airline safety video!) and was instantly charmed. Feel free to take it anywhere along the crack continuum that you like: is this a strange alternate world in which airplanes were invented much, much earlier? Did the historical characters time-travel forward, or the flight attendants time-travel in reverse? Did a real queen isekai into the filming of an airline safety video and just deal with it with royal aplomb? Why are Anne and George sitting in airline seats in the parlor? (Do they invite the flight attendants to their wedding?) And, the most provoking question of all: how did the Scots get seatbelts on their horses?
Additional DNW for this fandom: don't break up Anne and George! However, any other relationships here are fair game, and I'd be intrigued by something like Scot/flight attendant or Queen/pilot.
DNW: I do not want fic focusing on pregnancy or children (mentions of either are fine), A/B/O or BSDM dynamics, mundane modern AUs, or major character death (other than canon deaths). I do not want anything that contradicts the characters being cisgender as presented in canon, unless they are canonically not cisgender. I do not want fic that uses neopronouns (e.g. 'xie') – please use 'they' for nonbinary or agender characters, or whatever these characters use in canon. I do not want nonstandard capitalization or punctuation other than in the title. I very strongly prefer past tense; if you feel your story really needs to be in present tense for stylistic reasons that's fine, but I want it to be a conscious choice, not a default.
I do not want unrequested noncanon ships involving canon characters even in the background, other than those I've specifically mentioned I'm okay with. Canon ships, mentioned past relationships with OCs, and implicitly canon ships (such as people’s parents) are fine, as are OC/OC relationships. Please don't break up any specified relationships or put my requested characters in relationships other than the ones I've mentioned I like.

Letter:
https://isis.dreamwidth.org/349078.html

Request 2 by Isis
The Fractured Europe Sequence - Dave Hutchinson
Characters: Worldbuilding (Fractured Europe Sequence)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

The Fractured Europe Sequence - Dave Hutchinson: Worldbuilding
I first read Europe in Autumn and Europe at Midnight nearly 10 years ago, when the ""Xian Flu"" was a far-fetched SF imagining and the ""Global War on Terror"" was not nearly so global. I'm re-reading these books now in preparation for reading the rest of the series, and let me just say it's landing rather differently.
The worldbuilding in this series delights and enthralls me! I would love anything about the splinter polities, about the Line, about the Campus or the Community or the Coureurs, on scales small (the discovery of an entrance to the Community) to large (a seemingly-stable country splitting into pieces). Past, present, or future; Europe, or beyond - what happened in Asia? In North America? while all this is happening in Europe? There are intriguing hints that the US has had a civil war, and that Texas has become its own country! The little bits of story with secondary characters hint at lots of things outside the scope of the novels that could be filled in. Or - and I don't know yet if these get answered in the books, but if it doesn't - how does mapping an alternate dimension make it spring into being? What was Mundt's ""trick of topology""?
(Please note that as I write this letter, I've only read the first two books and about half of the third, but I will have read the entire series by Yuletime.)
DNW: I do not want fic focusing on pregnancy or children (mentions of either are fine), A/B/O or BSDM dynamics, mundane modern AUs, or major character death (other than canon deaths). I do not want anything that contradicts the characters being cisgender as presented in canon, unless they are canonically not cisgender. I do not want fic that uses neopronouns (e.g. 'xie') – please use 'they' for nonbinary or agender characters, or whatever these characters use in canon. I do not want nonstandard capitalization or punctuation other than in the title. I very strongly prefer past tense; if you feel your story really needs to be in present tense for stylistic reasons that's fine, but I want it to be a conscious choice, not a default.
I do not want unrequested noncanon ships involving canon characters even in the background, other than those I've specifically mentioned I'm okay with. Canon ships, mentioned past relationships with OCs, and implicitly canon ships (such as people’s parents) are fine, as are OC/OC relationships. Please don't break up any specified relationships or put my requested characters in relationships other than the ones I've mentioned I like.

Letter:
https://isis.dreamwidth.org/349078.html

Request 3 by Isis
Il Gattopardo | The Leopard (2025)
Characters: Concetta Corbera di Salina (Il Gattopardo 2025)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

I enjoyed this costume drama set in the waning days of the Sicilian nobility and the rise of the Kingdom of Italy. I'm specifically looking for a canon-divergence AU here: please give Concetta a happy future. Maybe she runs off with Tancredi to America; maybe she runs off to Paris with Angelica! Maybe she gets married to Bombello after all, and it works out. Or perhaps she finds joy in her stewardship of the Salina estate, somehow, if you want to keep things closer to canon. I'd be intrigued with a crossover with historical RPF of the period, or any appropriate fandom I'm familiar with.
DNW a romantic relationship between Concetta and any of her siblings or parents, or Calogero, but I'm fine with her finding love with an OC, male or female, or a minor character ditto.
DNW: I do not want fic focusing on pregnancy or children (mentions of either are fine), A/B/O or BSDM dynamics, mundane modern AUs, or major character death (other than canon deaths). I do not want anything that contradicts the characters being cisgender as presented in canon, unless they are canonically not cisgender. I do not want fic that uses neopronouns (e.g. 'xie') – please use 'they' for nonbinary or agender characters, or whatever these characters use in canon. I do not want nonstandard capitalization or punctuation other than in the title. I very strongly prefer past tense; if you feel your story really needs to be in present tense for stylistic reasons that's fine, but I want it to be a conscious choice, not a default.
I do not want unrequested noncanon ships involving canon characters even in the background, other than those I've specifically mentioned I'm okay with. Canon ships, mentioned past relationships with OCs, and implicitly canon ships (such as people’s parents) are fine, as are OC/OC relationships. Please don't break up any specified relationships or put my requested characters in relationships other than the ones I've mentioned I like.

Letter:
https://isis.dreamwidth.org/349078.html

Request 4 by Isis
Warrior (TV 2019)
Characters: Any
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

This show gave me vibes of Peaky Blinders set in the late 19th C San Francisco Chinatown Tong Wars, with a generous helping of Game of Thrones. I'd love a story about any of the nominated characters, particularly their backstory or an imagined future after the show (you are welcome to canon-divergence away canon deaths). Some specific things that interest me:
- How Ah Toy and Nellie navigate their romantic relationship (forbidden in multiple ways!)
- Lai's hero-worship of Ah Toy, her silent steadfastness, the way she blossomed at the vineyard
- Hong's ridiculous cheery attitude in the face of a thousand insults and injuries, his matter-of-fact approach to his sexuality
- Wang Chao's careful balancing act at the fulcrum of the warring tongs and the police
- The fraught father-son relationship of Father Jun and Young Jun
Please don't break up canon relationships. General DNW of unrequested noncanon ships involving canon characters applies here except for the following: I vaguely ship Wang Chao with Richard Lee (growing out of their developing understanding during their forced road-trip); Lai might be interesting with Penelope or Mai Ling, if you could figure out how to get them together, or an OC (male or female) or any other non-nominated character; Hong with an OMC or any non-nominated male character, before or after his time with Marcel. However, please feel completely free to write gen!
DNW: I do not want fic focusing on pregnancy or children (mentions of either are fine), A/B/O or BSDM dynamics, mundane modern AUs, or major character death (other than canon deaths). I do not want anything that contradicts the characters being cisgender as presented in canon, unless they are canonically not cisgender. I do not want fic that uses neopronouns (e.g. 'xie') – please use 'they' for nonbinary or agender characters, or whatever these characters use in canon. I do not want nonstandard capitalization or punctuation other than in the title. I very strongly prefer past tense; if you feel your story really needs to be in present tense for stylistic reasons that's fine, but I want it to be a conscious choice, not a default.
I do not want unrequested noncanon ships involving canon characters even in the background, other than those I've specifically mentioned I'm okay with. Canon ships, mentioned past relationships with OCs, and implicitly canon ships (such as people’s parents) are fine, as are OC/OC relationships. Please don't break up any specified relationships or put my requested characters in relationships other than the ones I've mentioned I like.

Letter:
https://isis.dreamwidth.org/349078.html

Request 5 by Isis
Matthew Shardlake Series - C. J. Sansom
Characters: Hugh Curteys
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

I read the first few Shardlake books a few years ago, and then read the rest of them in one fell swoop this summer. I feel like they just got better and better! Heartstone, where we meet Hugh Curteys, was possibly my favorite, because it contains one of my favorite tropes. Which is unfortunately a major spoiler, so I won't talk about it here, but if you've matched on this fandom you can find additional details in my letter.
I'd really love a story about Hugh's new life in Antwerp working in the cloth trade, and I'm fine with it being set with him back in England talking to Shardlake, or epistolary, or just completely about Hugh with no involvement from Shardlake and the other characters. I'm fine with gen, or with him attempting a romance either with a man or a woman (original character) - it's up to you whether it goes well or disastrously, considering his secret and the setting. But please keep things firmly set within the historical context of these books.
Additional DNW for this fandom: No Hugh/Jack or Hugh/Matthew. I'm cautiously open to Hugh/Nicholas, and although there are not a lot of appropriate female characters in these books, if you can think of one, that's fine. Original characters are of course fine here.
DNW: I do not want fic focusing on pregnancy or children (mentions of either are fine), A/B/O or BSDM dynamics, mundane modern AUs, or major character death (other than canon deaths). I do not want anything that contradicts the characters being cisgender as presented in canon, unless they are canonically not cisgender. I do not want fic that uses neopronouns (e.g. 'xie') – please use 'they' for nonbinary or agender characters, or whatever these characters use in canon. I do not want nonstandard capitalization or punctuation other than in the title. I very strongly prefer past tense; if you feel your story really needs to be in present tense for stylistic reasons that's fine, but I want it to be a conscious choice, not a default.
I do not want unrequested noncanon ships involving canon characters even in the background, other than those I've specifically mentioned I'm okay with. Canon ships, mentioned past relationships with OCs, and implicitly canon ships (such as people’s parents) are fine, as are OC/OC relationships. Please don't break up any specified relationships or put my requested characters in relationships other than the ones I've mentioned I like.

Letter:
https://isis.dreamwidth.org/349078.html

CLAIMED - PH #59: Cowboy Bebop (Anime), Piranesi - Susanna Clarke, Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, Old Kingdom - Garth Nix, 커피프린스 1호점 | Coffee Prince, Bee and PuppyCat, Sakeru Gummy ""Long Long Man"" Commercials, Futurama

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Request 1 by apricityinthecity (apricitydays)
Cowboy Bebop (Anime)
Characters: Any
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Treats welcome!
Likes: getting together, farce, only one bed, UST, fighting to fucking, unexpected hobbies, fake dating, poetry/experimental writing, surrealism, cuddling/sensual touching/horny non-sexual intimacy, bi panic, thinking something is probably a bad idea and doing it anyways, slice of life, trope subversion
Optional Prompt ideas:
- Faye having her own adventure while Spike and Jet are working a job
- Spike/Jet getting together, mutual pining or slice of life. It probably gets kind of lonely out there in space
- someone takes up a new hobby. Chaos ensues
- someone has an introspective think about their past choices
- exploring a new city (either leisurely or for a job)
DNWs: Rape, MCD, degredation, terminal illness, de-aging/ageplay, self harm, nuclear fallout

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Request 2 by apricityinthecity (apricitydays)
Piranesi - Susanna Clarke
Characters: The House (Piranesi), Worldbuilding (Piranesi)
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

Treats welcome!
Likes: I just really want more of the house, the worldbuilding and the lore

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Request 3 by apricityinthecity (apricitydays)
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
Characters: Any
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Treats welcome!
Likes: getting together, farce, fake dating, poetry/experimental writing, surrealism, thinking something is probably a bad idea and doing it anyways, slice of life, trope subversion, case fic, pining, time loops
Optional Prompt ideas:
- Cabenela/Jowd
- Sissel and Missile have an adventure
- Lynne discovers her own superpowers (and it's not dying)
- Memry's various part time jobs
- Pigeon Professor's backstory
DNWs: Rape, MCD, degredation, terminal illness, de-aging/ageplay, self harm, nuclear fallout

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Request 4 by apricityinthecity (apricitydays)
Old Kingdom - Garth Nix
Characters: Any
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Treats welcome!
Likes: worldbuilding, exploration, adventure
Optional Prompts:
- Lirael's adventures in the library.
- A stay in the Abhorsen's house
- retrieving something from deep in death
- anything with paperwings
DNWs: Rape, MCD, degredation, terminal illness, de-aging/ageplay, self harm, nuclear fallout

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Request 5 by apricityinthecity (apricitydays)
커피프린스 1호점 | Coffee Prince
Characters: Go Eunchan, Choi Hangyeol (Coffee Prince), Choi Hanseong
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

Treats Welcome!
Optional Prompts:
- The adventures of Eunchan, part-timer
- rock band or flower shop AU
- Eunchan and Hangyeol post-canon slice of life
- date night
- the lengths Eunchan will go to to hide that she's a girl
DNWs: Rape, MCD, degredation, terminal illness, de-aging/ageplay, self harm, nuclear fallout

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Request 6 by apricityinthecity (apricitydays)
Bee and PuppyCat
Characters: Any
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Optional Prompts:
- Bee and PuppyCat take a temp job
- Bee's awkward date
- holiday party at the Wizards'
- Bee and Deckard cooking together
- Bee goes to Cas's wrestling match
- Crispin repairs Bee (and maybe their relationship)
DNWs: Rape, MCD, degredation, terminal illness, de-aging/ageplay, self harm, nuclear fallout
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Request 7 by apricityinthecity (apricitydays)
Sakeru Gummy ""Long Long Man"" Commercials
Characters: Any
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Optional Prompts:
- long long man and tooru's sakeru gummy sponsored wedding and/or honeymoon
- Slice of life: horribly balanced throuple
- POV long long man
- Chi on candy version of bachelorette
DNWs: Rape, MCD, degredation, terminal illness, de-aging/ageplay, self harm, nuclear fallout
No letter

Request 8 by apricityinthecity (apricitydays)
Futurama
Characters: Any
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Likes: getting together, farce, only one bed, UST, coffee shop, fighting to fucking, unexpected hobbies, fake dating, poetry/experimental writing, surrealism, cuddling/sensual touching/horny non-sexual intimacy, bi panic, music au, thinking something is probably a bad idea and doing it anyways, case fic, slice of life, trope subversion
Optional Prompts:
- Amy and Leela have a fling
- a delivery goes wrong (as usual)
- holophoner band AU
- Bender becomes a tiktok influencer
DNWs: Rape, MCD, degredation, terminal illness, de-aging/ageplay, self harm, nuclear fallout
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CLAIMED - PH #60: Alan Wake (Video Games), Exordia - Seth Dickinson, Mugen Kouro | Infinite Space

This pinch hit is claimed, but treats are welcome!

Request 1 by cadmean
Alan Wake (Video Games)
Characters: Thomas Zane (Alan Wake)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Tom the Poet-Diver-Director -- what IS going on with the guy? Love the various roles he ends up playing across both games, and I'd be super interested in anything that digs a bit deeper into the guy and his history with Bright Falls and the Dark Place.
Please see my letter for more details :D
DNW: mundane AUs, unrequested crossovers, kidfic, vore, scat, rimming, pregnancy/mpreg/oviposition, omegaverse

Letter:
https://teumesia.dreamwidth.org/9376.html

Request 2 by cadmean
Exordia - Seth Dickinson
Characters: Ssenenet (Exordia), Ssrinsahautha-ku-Ssraaa | Ssrin (Exordia), Iruvage (Exordia)
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

Snek aliens damned to literal actual Hell, my beloved. I love what we get to see of them in canon (gory and hammy and at the end of the day just utterly alien), and I'm super interested in exploring their various dynamics further! Ssrin and Ssenenet with their doomed sister-relation, the revelation that Iruvage was doing everything against Ssrin on Ssenenet's orders...it's beautiful.
Please see my letter for more details :D
DNW: mundane AUs, unrequested crossovers, kidfic, vore, scat, rimming, pregnancy/mpreg/oviposition, omegaverse

Letter:
https://teumesia.dreamwidth.org/9376.html

Request 3 by cadmean
Mugen Kouro | Infinite Space
Characters: Valantin the Pirate (Infinite Space), Emperor Taranis Lugovalos (Infinite Space)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Love me a pair of people who see that the universe is damned to destruction by its (and their own!) creators and just go, ""no, actually, we're going to fight those things."" Valantin and Taranis are already super intriguing to me on their own, but the fact that they're actually a Tracker-Observer pair is just *chef's kiss* to me and I'd be super interested in anything exploring that dynamic further.
Please see my letter for more details :D
DNW: mundane AUs, unrequested crossovers, kidfic, vore, scat, rimming, pregnancy/mpreg/oviposition, omegaverse

Letter:
https://teumesia.dreamwidth.org/9376.html

CLAIMED - PH #61: Lymond Chronicles - Dorothy Dunnett, Jennifer's Body (2009), Dark Winds (TV), Suspiria (1977)

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Request 1 by word_docs_and_willowboughs
Lymond Chronicles - Dorothy Dunnett
Characters: Francis Crawford of Lymond and Sevigny, Philippa Somerville, Marthe (Lymond Chronicles), Oonagh O'Dwyer
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

DNW (except canon refs): AUs outside canon era/setting; women being 'broken'; Pregnancy; childbirth; child harm/death onscreen; ableism-centric; torture working; modern medical/psychiatric whump Sex:Rape turning romantic/consensual; non-sexual fluids/unsanitary kinks; fantasy sex (omegaverse, sex pollen etc); pregnancy/breeding; non-canon CDA, incest, underage; sex/rape changing one's sexual orientation; transfem, butch or masc female attacker in noncon; marital rape; comphet sex; gnc women called men/boys in bed
Likes: Whump, H/C, fewer women die; F/F; Lymond with OCD or chronic pain; Disability rep; R63 - f!Lymond (any prompt) especially butch/masc bi girl Lymond who's a as rakish and 'weird' genderwise like Francis in canon is 'effette'

Christian Lives
Prompts: Chris survives her fall with injuries, even permanently-disabling ones; I just want her to live and get some agency back. I don't think she HAS done everything she wanted to before dying.
Likes: Lesbian Christian; recovery/rehab fic; Margaret Fleming as friend/caretaker/love interest; F/F
DNW: ""Better dead than (more) disabled"" trope; M/F; Lymond-centric (him being there is fine)

Oonagh/Marthe
Prompts: AUs where they meet & Oonagh lives: the PiF rescue works out; her and Marthe traveling together after that as a setup; Oonagh settling in France post-PiF then Oonagh/Marthe during RC or CM; canon-divergence where they meet in QP somehow
Likes: Lesbian!Marthe; Marthe and Oonagh supporting/protecting each other as they both reckon with past abuse and extending kindness to each other; gay sex
DNW: Noncon; Marthe/Jerott centric

Margaret Douglas/Philippa (CW dub/noncon)
Prompts:
- RC era where Philippa is stuck at Margaret's house. Margaret attempts seduction to break Lymond and Philippa up, or just takes the opportunity like she did with Lymond after Solway, or thinks she's ""stealing"" ""Lymond's"" woman
- CM era: Margaret holding Lymond hostage but she's demanding sexual favors from Philippa as well as payment/ransom to get him back
Likes: Margaret being creepy with a sweet veneer; Philippa being shrewder than Margaret thinks but playing innovent; Margaret ignoring boundaries
Shippy: Margaret easing/tricking Philippa into things she can't get out of; sex; Margaret is Philippa's first time and she's relishing it; dub/noncon and coercion OK (as dark as you want); battle of wits that Margaret thinks is one-sided seduction; Philippa suffering emotionally (eg getting off and being ashamed/confused/upset)
DNW: Overtly-violent noncon; failing the Bechdel test

Lymond/Margaret Douglas (CW dub/noncon)
Prompts: Prompts: Post-Solway Moss or post-galleys, where Lymond is in the Douglases' and Lennoxes' respective clutches, or when Lymond is Margaret's hostage in CM
- Margaret indulging in all of the manipulation and gaslighting and seduction she wants, and how Lymond reacts to it. Anything with digging into Lymond's weak spots, sussing out things like the child abuse.
-Post galleys - hurt Lymond recovering from the whipping scars (could involve nerve pain/mobility restriction from the new scar tissue); Margaret gaslighting about how getting sold out to the French was totally an accident and she was sooo worried; her trying to work out what new trauma Lymond got from the galleys (physical/sexual/psychological)
-Pressured/coerced sex (or implication that it's heading there if you don't want to write that)
-Lymond both clocking the bullshit and being too emotionally exhausted to really push back and just going along with it as a result; alternately, trying to work out how to mask the trauma caused by all this in real time.
DNW: Physically-violent noncon; E-rated underage sex (E is fine post galleys when Lymond is 18+). Talking about the psychological impacts or non-graphically mentioning what Margaret does physically is fine if set when Lymond is under

Lymond H/C or Rescue with Philippa and/or Richard
Prompts: Lymond-rescue fic. Due to spying/war/political shenanigans or otherwise, Lymond being captured/trapped (and either injured in the process or afterwards (torture, re-injuring old wounds, migraine/chronic illness flare.)
-Philippa or Richard or both as rescuer/comfort-er is ideal. They could work together, or have a romantic highly-competent Philippa on her own or throwbacks to Richard saving Lymond from peril.

Letter:
https://write.ellipsus.com/edit/627cbc32-0083-4734-82cd-b699753678fc

Request 2 by word_docs_and_willowboughs
Jennifer's Body (2009)
Characters: Jennifer Check, Anita ""Needy"" Lesnicki
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

DNW (except canon ref):AUs outside canon era/setting; Women bieng 'broken'; Pregnancy; childbirth; Child harm/death onscreen; ableism-centric; torture working; modern med/psychiatric whump SexRape turning romantic/consensual; Non-sexual fluids/unsanitary kinks; Fantasy sex (omegaverse, sex pollen, etc); pregnancy/breeding; non-canonical CSA, incest or underage; sex/rape “changing” sexual orientation; transfem, butch or masc queer woman attacker in F/F noncon; marital rape; comphet sex; GNC women called men/boys
General Likes:
It will Not shock you that I am a huge Needy/Jennifer shipper. I love a good mix of teenage toxicity and ""sandbox love"", like in canon that balance of mean and sweet and just plain confused moments is soooo teenage-sapphic. To me.
I know ""God, you're butch"" was a joke but. What if. What if she actually got butch in future though.
Needy/Jennifer (Maybe Fix-It)
Prompts:
Needy working her ass off to find some solution to Jennifer's demon issues - to reverse the curse, to stave off the hunger, something - even if it doesn't fix the situation exactly, but the key thing here is, getting Jennifer in on helping Jennifer instead of trying to essentially go over her head. Maybe Jennifer's initial post-death vulnerability putting her in a place where Needy can convince her to listen to her and that gets a crack in the impenetrable killing-boys armor?
Or a Needy corruption arc where she's so pissed off about the murder shit that she decides she's willing to sacrifice someone (other than her boyfriend, RIP) to save Jennifer
Needy failing to stab Jennifer and getting bitten-and-turned instead; they're now Stuck Together because they're both functionally undead
Alternately, I would LOVE for Jennifer to get resurrected somehow post-stabbing (maybe by demon!Needy) - like reversing the Devil's Kettle ritual basically - and have them go on sapphic murder-demon adventures together
Likes:
Consummating (literally or figuratively) the Needy/Jennifer relationship
Bi4Bi Jennifer/Needy
Psychological horror as much as body horror; maybe addressing the mental damage that dying/seeing all that death does to Jennifer and Needy respectively as well as the horror of the sacrifice itself having more explored aftermath vs. just happening in the moment
DNW: M/F centric fic; psych hospital setting

Letter:
https://write.ellipsus.com/edit/627cbc32-0083-4734-82cd-b699753678fc

Request 3 by word_docs_and_willowboughs
Dark Winds (TV)
Characters: Bernadette ""Bernie"" Manuelito
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

DNW (except canon ref):AUs outside canon era/setting; Women bieng 'broken'; Pregnancy; childbirth; Child harm/death onscreen; ableism-centric; torture working; modern med/psychiatric whump; E-rated/sex scenes for this fandom
General Likes: If Bernadette was bi it would make me so happy. IDK man I just… she's so pretty and my brain has been going ""what if she was gnc/masc presenting sometimes in culturally-specific ways though…"" Anyone want to research queer Diné culture/vibes in the 1970s? Pretty please?
I love equal-opportunity whump, where men and women both can get hurt and rescued/cared for/helped in similar ways instead of ""girl ways"" and ""boy ways""—I actually like whump with women BECAUSE it's a great place to highlight both resiliency/persistence and vulnerability, and not make female characters either ""weaker"" or by default ""better"" at caregiving.
On my genderbend bullshit again - I think genderbent Chee (ie always a woman) with all of the pop-culture immersion and swaggery would be hilarious and iconic, if that's a thing that moves you PLEASE do it… Especially if Chee's still copying a lot of the masculine affectations etc from canon, but it would also be awesome to see a take on like, what's the womenswear equivalent of the super-cool popped collar, etc… On that note, if you do do that, making Chee a disaster lesbian/bisexual and Chee/Bern F/F would add years to my life I think.
Bernadette Backstory
Prompts:
I would love fic about how Bern got to where she is career-wise, and maybe something about her obviously longstanding relationship with the Leaphorns (especially Emma! I love the women and their relationships in this show so much)
Bern and/or Chee Whump or Hurt/Comfort
Prompts:
This show is soooo good at hurt/comfort potential and banging up the characters emotionally and physically only to put them back together again. I would love to see this especially with Bern (who got a bit less of it compared to Chee and Joe Sr.) but Chee is always great too!
In terms of comfort or caretaking, Emma's obviously a great choice too - she's an absolute rock who can handle Bern's no-nonsense needs or Chee's… nonsense lol, and she has the skills needed!
Likes:
Bern and Chee in particular are on such an even keel with each other that I trust their characterization with each other in a H/C situation—that Chee wouldn't be infantilizing hurt!Bern and Bern wouldn't randomly transform into some kind of nursemaid with hurt!Chee (look, I like her a lil gruff even though she's got a lot of heart). So highlighting that canon balance they come to in the course of their work would be great in this context.
DNW: High focus on racist, gendered or queerphobic violence in whump specifically. It's fine if those things come up in the fic, but if you do go with H/C I'd rather the hurt part not be a hate crime or something

Career Fix-It Fic
Prompts:
I don't have a ton of specific prompts here but Lord Almighty can someone PLEASE remove Bern from the Border Patrol and put her in any other job… I was dying inside at that ending, even if I do like the idea of her doing something for herself that's moving up ladder-wise… help…
Giving her a different job that fulfills the same goals and needs she had taking the one she did in canon is obviously ideal, don't feel obligated to write about her circling back unless you want to—just please don't have her join that particular organization.
DNW: Border Patrol positivity :/

Letter:
https://write.ellipsus.com/edit/627cbc32-0083-4734-82cd-b699753678fc

Request 4 by word_docs_and_willowboughs
Suspiria (1977)
Characters: Worldbuilding (Suspiria 1977)
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

DNW (except canon ref):AUs outside canon era/setting; Women bieng 'broken'; Pregnancy; childbirth; Child harm/death onscreen; ableism-centric; torture working; modern med/psychiatric whump; E-rated/sex scenes for this fandom
Prompts: Tell me about the witches' magic system! Mother Markos's origins! The founding of the school! Where the coven came from! There's so much territory to explore here.
Likes: Historical accuracy/details; Potential real-world issues that play into this (the gender politics of running a school with no men involved in earlier time periods eg)
DNW (except canon ref):AUs outside canon era/setting; Women bieng 'broken'; Pregnancy; childbirth; Child harm/death onscreen; ableism-centric; torture working; modern med/psychiatric whump; E-rated/sex scenes for this fandom; Markos being demonized or exoticized for being an immigrant. I can't with that; witchcraft tropes related to blood libel (there aren't any in the film, but please look it up if you don't know what I'm talking about - a lot of witchcraft mythos from Europe unfortunately has antisemitic roots)

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PH #62: Mr. Robot (TV), Respire | Breathe (2014), Burnt (2015)

Request 1 by ictus
Mr. Robot (TV)
Characters: Elliot Alderson
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

This show is such a mindfuck, it left me reeling. I'd love to get inside Elliot's head and see the world from his perspective, whether he's orchestrating a hack, or just trying to survive in a post-5/9 world. Please feel free to lean into darker themes, like his mental health struggles and delusions. An expansion on his traumatic past is likewise welcome, starting with his destruction of the server room pre-season, or even going back to his childhood with his father. Feel free to pull in other characters, such as Darlene (their relationship is so special, I'd love to see more), Krista (I'd love her take on him; maybe Elliot hacks her to read her notes on him?), Mr. Robot or other alters, or any other characters! Post-series fic with the 'real' Elliot is also something I'd love to see.
For more details, see my letter! Treats are enabled and very much welcome.
Do Not Wants:
• scat, watersports, pregnancy, kidfic
• AUs set outside of canon
• sexuality angst, internalised homophobia
• requested characters in het relationships (references to canon M/F ships are okay)

Letter:
https://scansionictus.dreamwidth.org/4265.html

Request 2 by ictus
Respire | Breathe (2014)
Characters: Charlie (Respire), Sarah (Respire)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

This film was so subtly sinister, and the role of Sarah was played superbly. I loved how she had a seductive quality that drew people to her like a moth to a flame, but when she was done with them, her cold indifference was absolutely brutal. I would love to see more of her toying with Charlie, not even for any particular gain, but just because she enjoys it. On a shippy note, there were so many moments in this film where the sexual tension between Charlie and Sarah was almost palpable, and I would love any kind of smut with these two, especially if Sarah's mean about it (e.g. bossing Charlie around, teasing her for being a virgin). I'd also be interested in Sarah spending time with other girls to make Charlie jealous, and this could be in a platonic or a romantic way. I'm interested in receiving French fic for this canon, but English fic is welcome too.
For more details, see my letter! Treats are enabled and very much welcome.
Do Not Wants:
• scat, watersports, pregnancy, kidfic
• 1st person POV, AUs set outside of canon
• sexuality angst, internalised homophobia
• requested characters in het relationships (references to canon M/F ships are okay)

Letter:
https://scansionictus.dreamwidth.org/4265.html

Request 3 by ictus
Burnt (2015)
Characters: Tony Balerdi
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

This film is a surprising delight, and it gave me almost everything I wanted—that is, everything except for a romantic arc for Tony. I'd love to see a version of events where he and Adam become partners in every sense of the word, or perhaps a pre-canon fic that expands on his history with Reece. Some sort of convoluted V-shaped love triangle with Tony at the centre would be next-level. If shipfic isn't your jam, I'd love insight into the day-to-day life of running one of the most highly-regarded restaurants in the world; food porn is very much welcome here, as is the minutiae of working in a kitchen. Pre-canon fic that details how Tony came to know Adam and Reece in Paris would be great, as would post-canon fic about life after securing the elusive Michelin Star.
For more details, see my letter! Treats are enabled and very much welcome.
Do Not Wants:
• scat, watersports, pregnancy, kidfic
• 1st person POV, AUs set outside of canon
• sexuality angst, internalised homophobia
• requested characters in het relationships (references to canon M/F ships are okay)

Letter:
https://scansionictus.dreamwidth.org/4265.html

CLAIMED - PH #63: Tuyo Series- Rachel Neumeier, The Chronicles of Morgaine - C. J. Cherryh, Earthsea - Ursula K. Le Guin, Old Kingdom - Garth Nix

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Request 1 by oldernowiser
Tuyo Series- Rachel Neumeier
Characters: Gedes (Tuyo Series), Kelleos (Tuyo Series), Aras Eren Samaura, Ryo inGara
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

I would love a Gedes and Kelleos story, but if you’d rather not then I’m quite happy with Aras and/or Ryo in whatever situation you might like to put them.

Generally, I like humour and fluff, missing scenes, AUs, epistolary, slice-of-life and competency fics, hurt/comfort and angst (not absolute tragedy).
DNW:
nothing extremely E-rated (mild smut is fine)
No Aras/Ryo

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Request 2 by oldernowiser
The Chronicles of Morgaine - C. J. Cherryh
Characters: Nhi Vanye i Chya, Morgaine kri Chya, Worldbuilding (Morgaine)
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

I’d love a bit of Morgaine backstory, or a Morgaine and Vanye story, or something about the gates themselves
Generally, I like humour and fluff, missing scenes, AUs, epistolary, slice-of-life and competency fics, hurt/comfort and angst (not absolute tragedy).
DNW: nothing extremely E-rated (mild smut is fine)

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Request 3 by oldernowiser
Earthsea - Ursula K. Le Guin
Characters: Ged (Earthsea), Tenar (Earthsea)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

A Ged and Tenar story please! Maybe something about Tenar settling into her new life post-Tombs, but I’d be happy with whatever you choose to write.

Generally, I like humour and fluff, missing scenes, AUs, epistolary, slice-of-life and competency fics, hurt/comfort and angst (not absolute tragedy).
DNW: nothing extremely E-rated (mild smut is fine)

No letter

Request 4 by oldernowiser
Old Kingdom - Garth Nix
Characters: Lirael (Old Kingdom), The Disreputable Dog | Kibeth
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags; or it may use exceptions I explain in the form

I would love a story about Lirael’s years in the Clayr library.
If you’d rather not, then anything about Lirael and the Dog in any situation you choose!

Generally, I like humour and fluff, missing scenes, AUs, epistolary, slice-of-life and competency fics, hurt/comfort and angst (not absolute tragedy).

No letter

PH #64: Sex Education (TV), For All Mankind (TV 2019), The Lone Gunmen (TV)

Request 1 by greycoupon
Sex Education (TV)
Characters: Isaac (Sex Education), Maeve Wiley, Aimee Gibbs
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

I would love an Isaac story. He's such an interesting character & and as a disabled person myself, it is so refreshing to see a character with a physical disability who has sex. I would love to know what happens to him after the conclusion of the show.
I love Maeve and Aimee. Maeve/Aimee would be awesome. So would a friendship fic. More details in my letter.
Totally cool with any other characters in the story except Jakob. I know Jean isn't in the tagset so just a mild a suggestion but more Maeve and Jean interaction would be cool.
DNW: non-canon sexual assault, incest, suicide. Talking about Aimee's assault is fine.Anyone dying from cancer. Human feet, especially toes. (weird phobia, I know!)

Letter:
https://greycoupon.livejournal.com/561666.html

Request 2 by greycoupon
For All Mankind (TV 2019)
Characters: Margo Madison, Aleida Rosales, Molly Cobb (For All Mankind)
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

Love women being badasses. More details in letter.
DNW: non-canon sexual assault, incest, suicide.Anyone dying from cancer. Human feet, especially toes. (weird phobia, I know!)

Letter:
https://greycoupon.livejournal.com/561666.html

Request 3 by greycoupon
The Lone Gunmen (TV)
Characters: Richard ""Ringo"" Langly (The Lone Gunmen), Melvin Frohike (The Lone Gunmen), John Fitzgerald Byers (The Lone Gunmen), Dana Scully (The Lone Gunmen)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

AU welcome and encouraged. See letter for complete details.
DNW: non-canon sexual assault, incest, suicide.Anyone dying from cancer. Human feet, especially toes. (weird phobia, I know!)

Letter:
https://greycoupon.livejournal.com/561666.html

loganberrybunny

Public

295/365: Black Pear sculpture, Worcester
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The group of My Little Pony fans that I'm a member of has formal (insofar as we do anything formally) pub meets a couple of times a year. This time we stayed in Worcester and went to the Crown. It was busy, which I suppose you'd expect on a Saturday getting close to Christmas, but we did find a table. Plenty of food, drink, games, silliness, chat and all the other things you'd hope for. It was very enjoyable, We broke up somewhat earlier than I'd been hoping, so I had a rather tedious wait for the train, but people apparently have these things called lives now. It'll never catch on. Anyway, here's a sculpture by Kenneth Potts in the Crowngate shopping centre. As its caption says, it's made from a Black Pear tree – those pears are a symbol of Worcestershire and appear on the county's coat of arms.

Current Mood: rejuvenated

jazzyjj posting in

awesomeers

It's challenge time!

Comment with Just One Thing you've accomplished in the last 24 hours or so. It doesn't have to be a hard thing, or even a thing that you think is particularly awesome. Just a thing that you did.

Feel free to share more than one thing if you're feeling particularly accomplished!

Extra credit: find someone in the comments and give them props for what they achieved!

Nothing is too big, too small, too strange or too cryptic. And in case you'd rather do this in private, anonymous comments are screened. I will only unscreen if you ask me to.

Go!

yhlee

WIP destined for 2-ply for a woven coverlet for Joe. :3 I'm currently waiting for an interesting 2-ply to dry (Navajo Churro Sheep 70%, Agave Cactus Fibres 20%, Cashmere 5%, Angora Bunny 5%).

Unrelated Qwerkywriter neepery:

keyboard, phone, cat

diffrentcolours

Tonight, me and cosmolinguist drove over into Wales to visit Park in The Past for a performance of Beowulf. This was in the dirt-floored Earth House, a large building of wood with wool thatch and a fire in the middle. Guests sat at long wooden tables on a mixture of wooden benches and plastic chairs.

"Oswald the Great" told the story in English, from memory, and adapted it a little to the environment, including pointing out how Hrothgar's mead hall in the story didn't have an illuminated fire exit sign. There was a good amount of audience participation, including chanting Beowulf's name when he appears in the story, and some mild heckling, not least from the "high table" of staff reenactor blokes who were cast by the bard as Hrothgar, his wife ("with fulsome beard") and two advisors.

The story highlighted Beowulf getting naked to fight Grendel, and we assumed we were getting the monsterfucking version. Especially when Grendel's mother straddles Beowulf on the ground and starts choking him... but no, it remained mostly PG rated.

There was a bar in the hall, and we had some flavoured mead - elderflower for me, and chestnut for E. The story was told in three acts with breaks between featuring music performances from a talented mother-daughter folk duo. During one of the breaks, I grabbed a very tasty boar burger. It's a shame there wasn't any vegetarian hot food, but E survived with crisps and peanuts.

All in all we had a great time, cuddled up listening to the story, thumping tables and clapping to the music. The drive back through thick mist was fine, fuelled by Radio 1 dance music, and now we are knackered and in bed.

flemmings

Not civics or political science, for sure. "The horrors of socialism"? And Democrats voted for that? I'm not surprised. Even up here we have people who maintain that Carney is-- wait for it-- a communist. When in fact he's not even a Liberal: he's an old-fashioned Red Tory.

In minor matters, the fruit flies congregated about my traps but showed no inclination to fall in and drown. Come morning the upstairs trap was actually pretty full but there was still a cloud of the suckers in the kitchen. Have bought glue strips and hope they work.

At some point must go down to the basement and read my water meter. The city had them sending automatic reports until someone noticed that something like 80% of the meters were doing no such thing. So for the past however long they've been estimating usage. And now they want homeowners to read the meters for them. Got the notice last week and was all moan groan tremble in anticipation of a bill in the thousands of dollars. Reminded myself that in the old days they billed me less than the recent estimates, and I trust I have no leaking toilets that do boost the bills, and anyway it's something I must do, so...

buttonsbeadslace

(need to get a Spanish bank account first, and need to receive our Spanish-government IDs before that) I have been reading a lot of ebooks because the hours-of-entertainment / mobile-data-used ratio is good. A while ago I gave in to temptation and bought a giant ebook bundle of Ursula Le Guin and I am very grateful for that now. I just finished reading the three Western Shore books, of which I think I had only read the first before.

I know that the summary at that link says that the connecting theme of these the books is teens with magic powers, and that's like technically not untrue, but the actual connecting themes are:

1. Books & learning will save you when everything else fails.
2. Respecting traditions and cultural ways of doing things is a good thing to do if you can do it, but if you can't, you have every right to GTFO and find a place that fits you better.
3. Knowing that your current government sucks is easy, figuring out how to change it without making everything worse is hard.

mentalfloss_feed

https://www.mentalfloss.com/language/words/words-only-used-one-weirdly-specific-context?utm_source=RSS

Think about it: have you ever heard someone say they had “extenuating errands”? These eight words are only used in a very specific context.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/language/words/words-only-used-one-weirdly-specific-context?utm_source=RSS

ffutures

This is a crossover between the Harry Potter books, the Buffy The Vampire Slayer TV series, and the film Bedazzled (1967, not the 2000 remake), with some other crossovers and Easter eggs, so far including Dogma (1999) and Time Bandits (1981). All characters belong to their respective creators / owners / megacorporations of doom and not to me, please don't sue...

( VI - Summer of '99 )

Comments please before I post to archives. For previous parts see:

On Twisting the Hellmouth - https://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-34251/MarcusRowland+Harry+Potter+Undazzled.htm
On Fanfiction.net - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14336114/1/Harry-Potter-Undazzled
On Archive of Our Own - https://archiveofourown.org/works/54407350

shadowkat

Radio Australia Top 100 Book Meme aka The Book Club/Books Adapted into Television Series and/or Films Meme

Rules:

1.Did you read it (bold or state for the HTML Adverse), (audio books count)
2. DNF (Did not Finish) or Italicize
3. Saw the film or television adaptation series - state that (or underline)
4. loved it put a *
( if you want to write anything about it - do.)

1.Boy Swallows Universe - Trent Dalton (it's a boy's coming of age story in Australia, about a boy who lives with a criminal family, and struggles to get by, as far as I could tell - it's airing on Netflix, and I saw one or two episodes before giving up on it.)

2. The Book Thief - Markus Zusak

3. >A Gentleman in Moscow - Amor Towles (was on Showtime, one season. I enjoyed the audio book. The author writes poetic prose. I did have problems following the plot though. It's about an aristocrat who is held prisoner by the Soviets in a Hotel in Moscow during and post Russian Revolution, and his friendship with a little girl over the years, who is staying at the Hotel with her family.)

4. All The Light We Cannot See - Anthony Doerr - tried to watch on Netflix but only made it through two episodes. (WWII yarn about a blind French girl/spy and a German boy, notable for the cast).

5 Lessons in Chemistry - Bonnie Garmus (watched on Apple + - good miniseries about a female chemist who starts a cooking show after her husband's death).

6 Burial Rites - Hannah Kent
7 The Dictionary of Lost Words - Pip Williams
8 Demon Copperhead - Barbara Kingsolver
9 A Little Life - Hanya Yanagihara

10 Wolf Hall - Hilary Mantel* (Television Mini-Series on PBS) - I've tried to listen to this as an audio book (among the first I ever did, it doesn't work well as an audio book), tried to read it, and tried to watch it - and I either don't have the mental energy for it? Or I don't like historical fiction enough? It's about the Tudor period, Henry VIII and Thomas Cromwell. So it's possible it's a period of history that I overstudied and grown tired of? (Note to self - get PBS Passport.)

( The rest beneath the cut )

Whew, I read or saw more of those than I thought.

Network

Mini Sermon

Maps Release: Greater Northshore Bike Connector, MEGAMAP 2.0.7

Inlaws....

'Tis a trip about pirates, me hearties!

(no subject)

Masking.

I face the morning with my customary sigh

December Bingo Fest

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Daily Happiness

PHs #57-64

Pub meet!

Just one thing: 23 November 2025

emotional support spinning

Hwaetsapp

Bless me, what do they teach them at these schools

Since we do not yet have proper internet in the house

8 Words That Are Only Used in One Weirdly Specific Context

Fanfic - Harry Potter / Buffy / Bedazzled - Harry Potter: Undazzled - VI

Australian Radio Top 100 Book Meme