In one of my least submissive and least respectful moments I defied God to turn me into a carrot. Nothing happened.
Maybe I wouldn't do that, but I'd certainly eat my dinner off the floor (especially if I could clean it first) in exchange for universal secrets of morality t m :)
Wait, didn't PTerry have a Gods=TablesToEatDinnerOff metaphor?
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Date: 2006-02-22 05:18 pm (UTC)Maybe I wouldn't do that, but I'd certainly eat my dinner off the floor (especially if I could clean it first) in exchange for universal secrets of morality t m :)
Wait, didn't PTerry have a Gods=TablesToEatDinnerOff metaphor?