Jack's Gastropoda Variations

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Arian Jack

The saddest sound in all the world
Is when a snail's all cozy curled
Until his little shell all neat
Is found beneath your stomping feet.

Cycling Jack

The saddest feeling in the world
is when a snail all cosy curled
Comes underneath my rolling wheel.
So imagine what I feel.
And then, as your encore,
--imagine what it feels
--nothing any more.

Spring Clean Jack

The saddest sound in all the world
A spider on a cobweb curled
And as you try to clean around
It breaks free and starts to fall
Legs brushed off-- no sound at all.