Quotations, Memes and Jokes - That stupid relationship poll thing is broken

You are sexy sex sex sex! The sexness! You are the sexiest, hottest and most charismatic of all types. You are a captivating speaker and a great dinner date -- relaxed, self-effacing, charming and generous.

Broken, I tell you. Busted. Wrong. Way out in left field on another planet.

You lie effortlessly -- not necessarily a bad thing. You need frequent praise and validation, and in seeking it you can make decisions that aren't consistent with your general good judgment.

OK, not so far off. I object to the lying thing, though.

You can have problems with fidelity. And that. I might be *tempted* but it's just wrong.

Your sex life will always be hot. Hmm. Well, I won't say it hasn't been, but I'm not sure it will be *always*.

You are one of the rare people who can keep the fires of passion going forever -- if you find a good match. Find another XSYG and you will never need (or want) anyone else again.

Bolding mine. :)

Thoughts - Characterisation sucks

Writing is fun. Rearranging it so it's in a logical order, and making sure every fact and facet you want is shown in the right place, can get tedious.

And then I run out one paragraph before the end. It's long enough, I just need a warm-down. I should be able to just throw Vimes and $main_character into a room together and let them talk it out, but it requires Vimes not to recognise him. Whoops. Maybe I can just cull something amusing from elsewhere in the story and blit it to the end.