Quotations, Memes and Jokes - Diebold Voting Machine Video

OK, this is really late, but I first saw it on TV last year, and couldn't find it online at the time. Now I have. Welcome to the voting booth:

http://www.boomchicago.nl/Section/Latest-News/BoomChicagoVotingMachine

Quotations, Memes and Jokes - Top 10 things showing Cambridge is seriously weird space/time vortex

1. 300m is a long way
   
2. 10am is early.
   
3. Four years is an eternity.
   
4. Sundry Lovecraftian beasts roaming CUWOCS.
   
5. It's possible for no route between two points to be the shortest¹.
   
6. Whenever I start, and where-ever I'm going, and however fast I go, I'm 5 min late.
   
7. No-one can leave.
   
8. Someone invented differential manifolds.
   
9. Trinity Street, Bridge Street, and All Saints Passage each meet at right angles, but form a triangle.
   
10. I saw a bus going to March.

[1] Even when there a finite number of routes. If you allow the possibility of an infinite number of routes I *think* compactness is the criteria that makes it absurd, but I'm not sure. Comments?