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cartesiandaemon may actually be a spider-human hybrid

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Warning: CartesianDaemon may cause headaches and drowsiness.
Warning: CartesianDaemon may cause pregnancy[1].
Warning: CartesianDaemon may cause you to dance unashamedly.[2]
Warning: Do not use CartesianDaemon while operating heavy or flying machinary.
Warning: Do not flush CartesianDaemon down the sink.
Warning: Do not pour acid on hands.[3]


[1] Never been near, thankfuckinggod, but its a twist on the "Warning: alchohol may cause pregnancy"
[2] Ditto, but without the profanity and blasphemy and the not having happened. You know who you are :)
[3] OK, not about me, but the best warning ever when combined with the 'corrosive' symbol.