300

According to 300:

* Fighting is good
* Physical perfection is good
* Having slaves is good
* Posing pouches are good
* Slaughtering helpless enemies without mercy is good
* Following the letter of the law is good

* Diplomacy is bad
* Being deformed or black is bad
* Acknowledging having slaves is bad
* Gold bikinis are bad
* Sending waves of people to die in your stead is bad
* Mysticism is bad

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TMNT

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle was silly, but fun and good!