A jewish joke
Mar. 31st, 2014 12:54 pmA young Jewish woman began going round with a young man she knew, and introducing him to all sorts of aspects of jewish culture, which he really loved.
But her mother worried that the influence might flow both ways, and one day she overheard something quite blasphemous. She eventually confronted the daughter about it.
"He said you were telling him how much you liked bagels, and you said they were food of the gods! How could you say that?"
The daughter panicked and tried to think fast.
"Oh no, I'm sorry. You completely misunderstood. I actually said they were holey food"
But her mother worried that the influence might flow both ways, and one day she overheard something quite blasphemous. She eventually confronted the daughter about it.
"He said you were telling him how much you liked bagels, and you said they were food of the gods! How could you say that?"
The daughter panicked and tried to think fast.
"Oh no, I'm sorry. You completely misunderstood. I actually said they were holey food"