GoT reactions, penultimate episode

I haven't been watching the latest season, I probably would have enjoyed seeing what happened, but I felt like I didn't have time to watch them as they came out, so I'd almost certainly hear spoilers anyway, and I'd rather just read some summaries so I can join in the reactions and watch them another time (or only in the next readthrough).

But unsurprisingly I have opinions :)

( Spoilers for season 8, and the books )