Quotations, Memes, and Jokes - I'm trying to plot my friends' locations on a map...

[jack]

I don't think the map is accurate enough. I think I have four friends in London, Edinburugh, Oxford, Worcester, one abstract concept, but which is in cambridge if anywhere, and about forty people in cambridge.

I think the average location comes down to somewhere between Oblivion, Rivendell, and the Carlton...