You are better than nothing. - Check. You are well-meaning, but ersatz. - As I have no idea what ersatz means I'll say Check. You sing along with Muzak in elevators. - Only in private. You cannot remember your original hair color, - Check. It seems to bleach with sunlight. and your artificial nails could be used to slice a zucchini. - No, these lengthy nails are real thankyou and *thwack!* for calling it zucchini You forget small details such as your telephone number - Check. and the names of your children. - Ermm... You believe in astrology, - I believe it exists. numerology, - I can add? and satinism (the cult of shiny fabrics). - Oooohhh Shiny...
Breakdown:
Date: 2004-12-10 02:08 pm (UTC)You are well-meaning, but ersatz. - As I have no idea what ersatz means I'll say Check.
You sing along with Muzak in elevators. - Only in private.
You cannot remember your original hair color, - Check. It seems to bleach with sunlight.
and your artificial nails could be used to slice a zucchini. - No, these lengthy nails are real thankyou and *thwack!* for calling it zucchini
You forget small details such as your telephone number - Check.
and the names of your children. - Ermm...
You believe in astrology, - I believe it exists.
numerology, - I can add?
and satinism (the cult of shiny fabrics). - Oooohhh Shiny...
Doesn't represent me at all.