Quotations, Memes and Jokes - Threes

[jack]

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: Jack, Gwaihir, Dave
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD: jackv, CartesianDaemon, Jak O' Th' Shadows
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: Funny, generous, mostly-non-bigoted
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: Sarcastic, shy, fat
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: Performing in any way, including plays, phone-calls, presentations; being alone; nuclear proliferation.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: Internet, food, pen.
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS: get into music; finish writing an original story; have a relationship with someone I have stuff in common with :)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or ****same***) THAT APPEAL TO YOU: intellegent; shy but sarcastic; sexy body parts and wild hair
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO: Work at anywhere between 30% and 110%; Not make smart remarks; fly
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES: Writing, Reading, 'Rithmatic.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW: Leave work; Sever last connections to acrefield drive; visit Liz.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Write a book; major charity work; have £1mil