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jackQ. What's ET short for?
A. Cause he's got little legs.
Q. How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One.
Q. How much did Santa pay for his reindeer?
A. Nothing, they were on the house!
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A. Cause he's got little legs.
Q. How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One.
Q. How much did Santa pay for his reindeer?
A. Nothing, they were on the house!
SHARE!