Dating tips from Love's Labour Lost
Jul. 17th, 2015 10:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jackI saw Love's Labour Lost with nakedtoes et al, and it was pretty funny. It gives some excellent dating tips:
* Don't swear extravagant oaths you know you won't be able to keep. OK, this is not so much a dating tip as a life tip, but it applies super-much to dating too! :)
* If you really fancy someone, try asking if they're interested in you, not going through an intermediary.
* If you have an overly complex and passive-aggressive plan, run your fucking errands yourself, don't press-gang an incompetent letch into doing it on your behalf.
* If you really fancy someone, do NOT try to trick them into falling for a fictional person who's an over-the-top stereotype of a Russian.
* If you really fancy someone, do NOT try to trick them into proposing to your best friend instead.
* Don't swear extravagant oaths you know you won't be able to keep. OK, this is not so much a dating tip as a life tip, but it applies super-much to dating too! :)
* If you really fancy someone, try asking if they're interested in you, not going through an intermediary.
* If you have an overly complex and passive-aggressive plan, run your fucking errands yourself, don't press-gang an incompetent letch into doing it on your behalf.
* If you really fancy someone, do NOT try to trick them into falling for a fictional person who's an over-the-top stereotype of a Russian.
* If you really fancy someone, do NOT try to trick them into proposing to your best friend instead.