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May. 30th, 2018 12:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jackAntonio: God, I'm depressed.
Bassanio: Hey, will you lend me lots of money for an ill-thought out wooing plan?
A: Yeah, take as much as you want.
B: The only guy who'll lend the money is the one who you've been racially abusing for years.
A: Oh yeah, perfect. Definitely borrow from him.
B: Are you sure?
A: Yes! Stop arguing and do it.
B: OK, he says he'll give you generous terms but if anything goes wrong, he can mutilate and kill you.
A: Where do I sign?
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Bassanio: Hey, will you lend me lots of money for an ill-thought out wooing plan?
A: Yeah, take as much as you want.
B: The only guy who'll lend the money is the one who you've been racially abusing for years.
A: Oh yeah, perfect. Definitely borrow from him.
B: Are you sure?
A: Yes! Stop arguing and do it.
B: OK, he says he'll give you generous terms but if anything goes wrong, he can mutilate and kill you.
A: Where do I sign?
This reconstruction brought to you by "if someone has a standard contract they won't alter you may have to suck it up, but if they insist on a weird penalty clause that they swear won't ever come up, ask yourself, why, if it doesn't matter, they insist on it."