Pericles (continued)
Aug. 8th, 2018 02:37 pmPentapolis
Pericles set sail again, and there was a massive storm. Pericles was shipwrecked, but fortuitously his armour washed soooo close to shore it could be caught in a fishing net (spoilers), although all the sailors who didn't appear in the play presumably drowned.
He washes up, literally, in Pentapolis in North Africa (in modern Libya) in the SW of the relevant section of the Mediterranean.
A fishing crew find him.
HIM: *strong emotions about being shipwrecked and narrowly saved*
THEM: Hi!
HIM: Hi! I'm important.
THEM: That's convenient. The local king is having a tourney to dispose his daughter's hand in marriage.
HIM: Well, that doesn't ring any alarm bells. I'm in!
HIM: Hey, can you lend me that armour you just dredged up? It's mine, honest.
HIM: And can you lend me, um, a bunch of posh clothes too?
HIM: I will totally pay you back when I win the princess' hand in marriage.
THEM: That sounds like a solid, reliable plan with few risks.
THEM: But we're still not really prepared to just send you off with this stuff.
HIM: Oh, go on then.
THEM: Oh, ok.
Then we have the tourney. The king absolutely steals the show. I'm not even sure how. He doesn't have much of a role, but he MASSIVELY plays it up. He describes the tourney a bit like a sports announcer, and teases and chides his daughter and Pericles like a cross between a dad, a rap DJ, and someone doing the robot (I think I recognise the performance as something more specific but can't describe it).
It makes the whole thing hilarious, and the bits where he toys with the putative couple, pretending to be angry and then encouraging their union, which could easily seem out of place, fit his persona really seamlessly.
The tourney was probably the funniest bit. The king quizzes the daughter on the knights' heraldry, and she describes them, but as each is mentioned, they pop up from behind a hedge with a hobby-horse and a big whinny, then pop down again.
Then they couldn't easily actually STAGE a tourney (would the original play have had something there?) so the narrator walks across the stage with a chalkboard saying "A tourney..." and then walks back with it flipped to the other side, which says "30 minutes later..."
Then the characters are expositing what happened. Pericles won! And he and the daughter fortunately are super into each other. There's a big of a dancing scene, he's unexpectedly shy, the king acts all reluctant, and then admits he's super pleased with the match and they should get to the sexy bit immediately.
They marry, and then head back to Tyre.
At sea
Surprise! There's ANOTHER big storm. Pericles is surprisingly patient with the gods about this. There's a bunch of bad news.
Narrator: *big infodump*
Narrator: OK, the next bit is going to be acted out (yes, the narrator really says that)
Nurse: Good news! You have a daughter.
Pericles: I don't like where this is going.
Nurse: I'm really sorry, your wife is dead.
Sailor: And we must immediately throw her overboard.
Pericles: Er, what?
Sailor: Superstition.
Pericles: Oh, very well then.
Is it plausible she dies in childbirth of something which actually (spoiler) she recovers from?
ALSO, SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T THROW PEOPLE OVERBOARD DURING A STORM, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS.
Tarsus (again)
Pericles: the child won't survive the whole journey
Pericles: we must put ashore in Tarsus, where I'm friends with the governor because I saved them from a famine
Pericles: Is nine months enough time to be not-a-famine any more? I guess so.
Pericles: Anyway, we should give my daughter to them to raise
Pericles: Where I'm sure they're good people
Pericles: Although all I know about them is that they're depressed when they're starving and grateful when they're saved, so not a SUPER DETAILED recommendation.
Pericles: And I'm 100% sure they'll raise her as a proper high-born lady
Pericles: And 98% sure they won't get jealous of how she's more beautiful than their own daughter and have her assassinated.
Me: SEE THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T ABANDON YOUR BABY DAUGHTER IN THE MIDDLE OF A FAMINE TO PEOPLE YOU BARELY KNOW.
Me: But I suppose, that was the style at the time.
Ephesus
Fortunately, his wife's casket is well-sealed, and washes ashore in Ephesus next to a learned physician who revives her.
Everyone: Witchcraft!
Physician: No, it's mostly just common sense.
Everyone: Witchcraft!
Physician: If I'm a witch, how come you're still non-newt-shaped when you talk to me like that?
Everyone: *mutter* *grumble*
Thaisa: You have saved me!
Thaisa: But my husband and daughter presumably drowned, seeing as how I ended up in the sea.
Thaisa: Although in a sealed casket, that is a bit odd...
Thaisa: Anyway, what should I do now?
Physician: My niece is a priest at the temple of Diana. I can hook you up.
Physician: Why don't you serve there for, oh, about 18 years?
Thaisa: OK.
AFTER A GIANT TIME SKIP
Daughter grows up, is perfect lady, her guardians try to kill her, employing an assassin played by the same actor as the other assassin (I think?) but fortunately/unfortunately, she's kidnapped by pirates right at the crucial moment.
The pirates sell her to a brothel in Mytilene, whose owners' are just lamenting they don't have enough workers. Their doorman (?) inducts her. He's played in a camp way which is kind of awesome, but also pretty problematic. The whole brothel thing is rather problematic, unsurprisingly, as are a couple of other bits, which I haven't recapped in detail.
Fortunately, she's SOOOO good looking and SOOOO cultured, she talks all the men she's set up with into re-dedicating themselves to virtue after all, up to and eventually including the governor, and finally pitches the brothel owners on "hey, look, you just want money, right, well, hire me out as a music/drawing/dancing/ladylikeness tutor instead"
Then, Pericles drifts into port, sulking at the centre of his ship(s?), utterly dejected when, after not seeing her for 18 years, his daughter abruptly died in a poorly-specified fashion.
The governor brings this woman he knows who's good as music to cheer him up, they compare sob stories, and suddenly realise, they're father and daughter! She marries the governor and he comes with them.
Diana appears in a vision and, finally after 18 years of delay, gives him a surprisingly detailed vision of how to go to her temple in Ephesus and recount the whole story, and they do, and they're all reunited and happily married, the end.
Then the narrator appears and gives a big spiel about how you've met various sorts of villains, the incestuous king (he was abruptly struck by lightning earlier, but I forgot to mention it until now, that's when Pericles felt safe going home), and the betraying foster-parents (apparently their populace found out and mobbed them to death), and various sorts of virtue, including the loyal lieutenant who I keep leaving out but has been acting as Pericles' representative during his depression, and all the other characters.
Pericles set sail again, and there was a massive storm. Pericles was shipwrecked, but fortuitously his armour washed soooo close to shore it could be caught in a fishing net (spoilers), although all the sailors who didn't appear in the play presumably drowned.
He washes up, literally, in Pentapolis in North Africa (in modern Libya) in the SW of the relevant section of the Mediterranean.
A fishing crew find him.
HIM: *strong emotions about being shipwrecked and narrowly saved*
THEM: Hi!
HIM: Hi! I'm important.
THEM: That's convenient. The local king is having a tourney to dispose his daughter's hand in marriage.
HIM: Well, that doesn't ring any alarm bells. I'm in!
HIM: Hey, can you lend me that armour you just dredged up? It's mine, honest.
HIM: And can you lend me, um, a bunch of posh clothes too?
HIM: I will totally pay you back when I win the princess' hand in marriage.
THEM: That sounds like a solid, reliable plan with few risks.
THEM: But we're still not really prepared to just send you off with this stuff.
HIM: Oh, go on then.
THEM: Oh, ok.
Then we have the tourney. The king absolutely steals the show. I'm not even sure how. He doesn't have much of a role, but he MASSIVELY plays it up. He describes the tourney a bit like a sports announcer, and teases and chides his daughter and Pericles like a cross between a dad, a rap DJ, and someone doing the robot (I think I recognise the performance as something more specific but can't describe it).
It makes the whole thing hilarious, and the bits where he toys with the putative couple, pretending to be angry and then encouraging their union, which could easily seem out of place, fit his persona really seamlessly.
The tourney was probably the funniest bit. The king quizzes the daughter on the knights' heraldry, and she describes them, but as each is mentioned, they pop up from behind a hedge with a hobby-horse and a big whinny, then pop down again.
Then they couldn't easily actually STAGE a tourney (would the original play have had something there?) so the narrator walks across the stage with a chalkboard saying "A tourney..." and then walks back with it flipped to the other side, which says "30 minutes later..."
Then the characters are expositing what happened. Pericles won! And he and the daughter fortunately are super into each other. There's a big of a dancing scene, he's unexpectedly shy, the king acts all reluctant, and then admits he's super pleased with the match and they should get to the sexy bit immediately.
They marry, and then head back to Tyre.
At sea
Surprise! There's ANOTHER big storm. Pericles is surprisingly patient with the gods about this. There's a bunch of bad news.
Narrator: *big infodump*
Narrator: OK, the next bit is going to be acted out (yes, the narrator really says that)
Nurse: Good news! You have a daughter.
Pericles: I don't like where this is going.
Nurse: I'm really sorry, your wife is dead.
Sailor: And we must immediately throw her overboard.
Pericles: Er, what?
Sailor: Superstition.
Pericles: Oh, very well then.
Is it plausible she dies in childbirth of something which actually (spoiler) she recovers from?
ALSO, SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T THROW PEOPLE OVERBOARD DURING A STORM, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS.
Tarsus (again)
Pericles: the child won't survive the whole journey
Pericles: we must put ashore in Tarsus, where I'm friends with the governor because I saved them from a famine
Pericles: Is nine months enough time to be not-a-famine any more? I guess so.
Pericles: Anyway, we should give my daughter to them to raise
Pericles: Where I'm sure they're good people
Pericles: Although all I know about them is that they're depressed when they're starving and grateful when they're saved, so not a SUPER DETAILED recommendation.
Pericles: And I'm 100% sure they'll raise her as a proper high-born lady
Pericles: And 98% sure they won't get jealous of how she's more beautiful than their own daughter and have her assassinated.
Me: SEE THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T ABANDON YOUR BABY DAUGHTER IN THE MIDDLE OF A FAMINE TO PEOPLE YOU BARELY KNOW.
Me: But I suppose, that was the style at the time.
Ephesus
Fortunately, his wife's casket is well-sealed, and washes ashore in Ephesus next to a learned physician who revives her.
Everyone: Witchcraft!
Physician: No, it's mostly just common sense.
Everyone: Witchcraft!
Physician: If I'm a witch, how come you're still non-newt-shaped when you talk to me like that?
Everyone: *mutter* *grumble*
Thaisa: You have saved me!
Thaisa: But my husband and daughter presumably drowned, seeing as how I ended up in the sea.
Thaisa: Although in a sealed casket, that is a bit odd...
Thaisa: Anyway, what should I do now?
Physician: My niece is a priest at the temple of Diana. I can hook you up.
Physician: Why don't you serve there for, oh, about 18 years?
Thaisa: OK.
AFTER A GIANT TIME SKIP
Daughter grows up, is perfect lady, her guardians try to kill her, employing an assassin played by the same actor as the other assassin (I think?) but fortunately/unfortunately, she's kidnapped by pirates right at the crucial moment.
The pirates sell her to a brothel in Mytilene, whose owners' are just lamenting they don't have enough workers. Their doorman (?) inducts her. He's played in a camp way which is kind of awesome, but also pretty problematic. The whole brothel thing is rather problematic, unsurprisingly, as are a couple of other bits, which I haven't recapped in detail.
Fortunately, she's SOOOO good looking and SOOOO cultured, she talks all the men she's set up with into re-dedicating themselves to virtue after all, up to and eventually including the governor, and finally pitches the brothel owners on "hey, look, you just want money, right, well, hire me out as a music/drawing/dancing/ladylikeness tutor instead"
Then, Pericles drifts into port, sulking at the centre of his ship(s?), utterly dejected when, after not seeing her for 18 years, his daughter abruptly died in a poorly-specified fashion.
The governor brings this woman he knows who's good as music to cheer him up, they compare sob stories, and suddenly realise, they're father and daughter! She marries the governor and he comes with them.
Diana appears in a vision and, finally after 18 years of delay, gives him a surprisingly detailed vision of how to go to her temple in Ephesus and recount the whole story, and they do, and they're all reunited and happily married, the end.
Then the narrator appears and gives a big spiel about how you've met various sorts of villains, the incestuous king (he was abruptly struck by lightning earlier, but I forgot to mention it until now, that's when Pericles felt safe going home), and the betraying foster-parents (apparently their populace found out and mobbed them to death), and various sorts of virtue, including the loyal lieutenant who I keep leaving out but has been acting as Pericles' representative during his depression, and all the other characters.