Amusing gravestone epitaphs

[jack]

Amusing gravestone epitaphs:

1. </life>

OK, everyone should have seen this one before, but does anyone have a picture? I remember one (presumably photoshopped [TM][1]).

2. Nooo! This cannot beeee! I am inveeeencible!

3. http://www.peter-marina.com/normal/deadsanta-notreal.jpg

Comments

[miss-next.livejournal.com]

Heee. I want the first one on my gravestone. :-D

[megamole.livejournal.com]

[1]
Here lies a cricketer, not of renown,
Slain by a lorry (three ton).
His innings is over, his bat is laid down...
To the end, a poor judge of a run.

[2]
Major J.H.P.Fortescue-Williamson, 16th Khyber Rifles
Accidentally shot by his batman while on shikar in the jungle.

Well done, good and faithful servant.

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

L I C E N S E D     F O R     D A N C I N G

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

ROFL. I had to think about it...

[oedipamaas49.livejournal.com]

My father keeps this book (which is a collection of gravestone inscriptions) by the loo. Unfortunately, I can't remember anything from it.

[icantcarenemore.livejournal.com]

Books by the loo? ... *splash* Oh no, my books are ruined!
All four of our toilet rooms are book free.