Amusing gravestone epitaphs
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jackAmusing gravestone epitaphs:
1. </life>
OK, everyone should have seen this one before, but does anyone have a picture? I remember one (presumably photoshopped [TM][1]).
2. Nooo! This cannot beeee! I am inveeeencible!
3. http://www.peter-marina.com/normal/deadsanta-notreal.jpg
1. </life>
OK, everyone should have seen this one before, but does anyone have a picture? I remember one (presumably photoshopped [TM][1]).
2. Nooo! This cannot beeee! I am inveeeencible!
3. http://www.peter-marina.com/normal/deadsanta-notreal.jpg
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Date: 2005-11-02 03:26 pm (UTC)Here lies a cricketer, not of renown,
Slain by a lorry (three ton).
His innings is over, his bat is laid down...
To the end, a poor judge of a run.
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Major J.H.P.Fortescue-Williamson, 16th Khyber Rifles
Accidentally shot by his batman while on shikar in the jungle.
Well done, good and faithful servant.