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Jan. 12th, 2006 05:10 pm
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1. Meet the IT giglo
Q. So, how long have you been a tech-support manwhore?
A. ...the idea just popped into my head: "Wow, it would be really nice if I could get sex for this." I placed an ad on Craigslist that read, "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS," and I've had an overwhelming number of responses.
Hmmm. Well, security for sex *used* to be in vogue. I guess computer security is logical. Why was this never on the careers pages?

2. myheritage face recognition flash

In another twist on the clone debate, apparently, I look like a rather attractive indian tennis player. Cool. I think it's the glasses, hair, and shavedness.


3. Semi-transparent glowing rubber bath duckies! Awww!

Date: 2006-01-12 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com
I could find out if you like. But I'd need a pic with a bit of a face -- I think all the flurblepics I've seen have been sheep icons, group shots, acrobatics, or surprise angles.

Date: 2006-01-12 06:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mair_in_grenderich
Is there enough face on my work mugshot?

Date: 2006-01-12 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com
Oh yes, plenty. It's a nice smile, but you're prettier in real life. Anyway, it gives:

> Sophie Marceau (born November 17, 1966) is a French actress. Born
> Sophie Danièle Sylvie Maupu in Paris, France, at the age of 14
> she starred in the teenager movie La Boum (1980).

And imagine how strange it was before I read the last line.

Pic: http://70.86.225.226/Faces/Thumbnails/01/11/T10303_96_128.JPG

It does seem to key on position when there's nothing else.

Date: 2006-01-12 06:33 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mair_in_grenderich
that's the picture my sister picked out of her collection when I said I needed a work picture.

*giggles*

She doesn't look much like me, really, does she? At least, I wouldn't have picked her.