Altares Alert -- this may or may not be a drill

[jack]

Jomsvikingar to the barricades! They've landed.

"Police hunt for four foot lizard"

Unfortunately, the cambridge evening news site doesn't seem to have it yet, and the bbc Headline is less interesting

Comments

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Lizard: Grgh.
Pippa: Agh!
Pippa's friend: Run away.
Lizard: Gzrh. Zzghz.
Pippa: It's sleeping at us!
Pippa's friends: Aaagh! Snoring!
Lizard: Zzzzzzz. Grh. Zzzzzzz.
Pippa: Run away!

[rochvelleth.livejournal.com]

I don't think I like my characterisation there ;) Or my friend's characterisation for that matter... And the lizard could be more scary. Wait, I'll write a story...

Pippa: OMG, a lizard!
Lizard: Haha, I'm going to eat you!
Pippa: *produces sword*
Lizard: *growl*
Pippa: *slays lizard with great bravery*

:)

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Well, you're the one who said OMG... eaten. That's what I was responding to. Insofar as that wasn't serious, neither was my comment :)