I didn't believe in God until I talked to him

[jack]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me: Hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Cartesan Daemon
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Cartesan Daemon.
Me: I'm a skeptic
God: You are a skeptic? Does it pay well?
Me: Why?
God: I couldn't think of anything else to say.