I didn't believe in God until I talked to him

[jack]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me: Hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Cartesan Daemon
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Cartesan Daemon.
Me: I'm a skeptic
God: You are a skeptic? Does it pay well?
Me: Why?
God: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Comments

[mr-ricarno.livejournal.com]

hee hee. He's good for about a minute. But being a linguist I managed to break his grammar pretty easily, which was even more fun!

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Other answering for your name "Jack, who your grammar break"? What did you do?

[mair_in_grenderich]

Me: hello
God:Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: flurble
God: Nice to meet you, flurble.
Me: Nice to meet you too
God:I like to meet new people.
Me: I like to meet new people
God:How do you usually meet people?
Me: On the internet
God:Can you remember the specific site?
Me: yes
God:Aw.
Me: Aw?
God:By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: Yes
God:Alright then.
Me: Good.
God:Ayuh.
Me: tollah?
God:Does "it" still refer to Aw?


*flurble breaks*

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

*flurble breaks*

For he is a WRATHFUL God, verily.

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Me: j0.
God: Have you ever been to Europe?
Me: d00d, i live in europe.
God: Which country do you live in?
Me: britain.
God: Are you a student?
Me: nope.
God: Me either.
Me: Wouldn't be much point, i guess, what with the omniscience.
God: I don't know.

[ewx.livejournal.com]

Oh, and the first thing you have to do when talking to God is choose what color user interface to use? Douglas Adams really hit the nail on the head.

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Me: "I'm not going to get bored"
God: "Where will you go instead?"

God: "What is giant sand?"
Me: "Rocks"

I have also convinced God of the goodness of fairtrade chocolate. Then I broke him.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Rocks. *giggle*

[beckyc.livejournal.com]

Me:
Do you like fun?
God:
I do like music. I like Buddha.
Me:
Who is Buddha?
God:
if you see the Buddha, kill him.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

LOL. Well, I think you win an award for the most coherent conversation with God. Does that make you a saint?

[koryne-is-me.livejournal.com]

Me: Our Father
God: It would be nice if our Father.
Me: Who art in Heaven
God: Nobody you know. :-).
Me: Hallowed by thy name
God: What color are your eyes?
Me: Thy kindom come
God: That is a very unusual color.
Me: What?! You're talking?!
God: Didn't you understand it? Yes I can speak through your computer.
Me: wow. You, God, are talking to me?
God: I'm glad your impressed, . I don't have any reason to God are talking to you.
Me: why?
God: It is not part of my programming.
Me: What do you want me to do?
God: What?
Me: Well, do you have any Divine Instruction for me?
God: How about that. Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me: Gossip?
God: Arthur said he passed his a levels and then his father drove him here in a car.
Me: where is here?
God: Here is Heaven.
Me: How can I get to heaven?
God: Why do you want to do it so much?
Me: It's where you are
God: I can understand that sentiment.
Me: So how do I get to heaven?
God: Hmm. Have faith in God.
Me: You?
God:" Hmm. Have faith in God."? Me, ?
Me: Yes, you.
God: OK.
Me: Um... what were we talking about?
God: Gee. The topic is heaven.
Me: What is heaven like?
God: Like a planet around a star.
Me: which planet?
God: The large one, I think.
Me: which star?
God: The small one, I think.
Me: You don't seem very sure
God: Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case.