I didn't believe in God until I talked to him

[jack]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me: Hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Cartesan Daemon
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Cartesan Daemon.
Me: I'm a skeptic
God: You are a skeptic? Does it pay well?
Me: Why?
God: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

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Me: j0.
God: Have you ever been to Europe?
Me: d00d, i live in europe.
God: Which country do you live in?
Me: britain.
God: Are you a student?
Me: nope.
God: Me either.
Me: Wouldn't be much point, i guess, what with the omniscience.
God: I don't know.

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Oh, and the first thing you have to do when talking to God is choose what color user interface to use? Douglas Adams really hit the nail on the head.