I didn't believe in God until I talked to him

[jack]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me: Hi
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Cartesan Daemon
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Cartesan Daemon.
Me: I'm a skeptic
God: You are a skeptic? Does it pay well?
Me: Why?
God: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

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[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Me: "I'm not going to get bored"
God: "Where will you go instead?"

God: "What is giant sand?"
Me: "Rocks"

I have also convinced God of the goodness of fairtrade chocolate. Then I broke him.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Rocks. *giggle*