Last eclectic poll

[jack]

My name is and:
I read livejournal, even if I rarely post.
I remember what 14² is without calculating it.
Wow, you've been busy this week.
You should stop messing with your own polls and use LJ.
You should stop messing with LJ and write your own blogging system.
My great-aunt wrote blogging software, you insensitive bastard!

ETA: Oh. That last textbox was supposed to read "*****" but it didn't work.