More phone fun!

[jack]

Me: *searches orange website for [blah]*
Orange: Please call this number
Me: *beep beep beep beep beep*
Orange: For options which are not available on our website, press 1
Me: *1*
Orange: Please visit our website "Orange.com" for your enquirey. If you're too stupid to know what a website is, [step by step explanation]
Me: GAH! Look I'll IMPLEMENT this function for you. FREE! If I could just use it. But there wasn't a button for that. So I'm in the queye.
Orange: ...move the mouse pointer up to the internet explorer address bar...
Me: Gah.
Orange: Hi!
Me: Hi.
Orange *is surprisingly helpful*
Me: Thank you.