Event - died hair, scene 81 and bad taste

Jack: I've got a problem.
George: What?
Me: I can't make my hair look not stupid.

Eni: Matthew has a ding dong as well as a banger

Naath: so, who is Jane?
Jack: My ex, not sure what else to say
...[several months pass]...
Jack: except that she went to school with you

Should I try dying my hair properly with bleach? And will alphamosaic mind?