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Mar. 16th, 2006 03:39 pm1. "Mr Prancebody became excited and was somewhat eponymously ejected by the police." -- Watership Down, Richard Adams
2. "Review that made my head go all desky:" -- twilightsrain
3. “A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a writer, you are expected to know the difference.” -- ???
4. "Things I know are dumb but do anyway? My girlfriend." -- NoClueBoy (paraphrased)
5. "Hello. I am not going to answer this phone, ever. It is switched off, it always has been switched off, and it always will be switched off unless I'm calling emergency services. If, when doing so, I find messages on my phone, I will delete them. If you want me to get back to you today, email me. If you want me to get back to you in a few days, leave a message on the home phone. Byeeeeeee." -- Paraphrased from BitesWhenProvoked
6. "He, in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him." --Henry Fielding in "Jonathan Wild"
7. "One of the buildings in the university I attend has a large Focault's pendulum in the lobby. Someone has attached a sign to its cable that says, 'Warning - Stay away from cable. 18,000 ohms.' " -- Chris Giauque
8. "Calling [the film 'Analyze This'] 'Analyse This' is as wrong as talking about Slade's single 'Come On; Feel The Noise'." -- ox.* grammar faq.
9. There’s a reason we call it "search" and not "find". -- Steve Levy
10. "My four miles was based on one trip per day -- but assumed that she lived, say, two miles the other side of you from work, so you'd be doing regular commute + two miles to her house, then two miles back to your house, thus four miles you wouldn't otherwise drive, once per day. YMMV. (Damn! It's as fun as using "hopefully" correctly!)" -- twickster
2. "Review that made my head go all desky:" -- twilightsrain
3. “A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a writer, you are expected to know the difference.” -- ???
4. "Things I know are dumb but do anyway? My girlfriend." -- NoClueBoy (paraphrased)
5. "Hello. I am not going to answer this phone, ever. It is switched off, it always has been switched off, and it always will be switched off unless I'm calling emergency services. If, when doing so, I find messages on my phone, I will delete them. If you want me to get back to you today, email me. If you want me to get back to you in a few days, leave a message on the home phone. Byeeeeeee." -- Paraphrased from BitesWhenProvoked
6. "He, in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him." --Henry Fielding in "Jonathan Wild"
7. "One of the buildings in the university I attend has a large Focault's pendulum in the lobby. Someone has attached a sign to its cable that says, 'Warning - Stay away from cable. 18,000 ohms.' " -- Chris Giauque
8. "Calling [the film 'Analyze This'] 'Analyse This' is as wrong as talking about Slade's single 'Come On; Feel The Noise'." -- ox.* grammar faq.
9. There’s a reason we call it "search" and not "find". -- Steve Levy
10. "My four miles was based on one trip per day -- but assumed that she lived, say, two miles the other side of you from work, so you'd be doing regular commute + two miles to her house, then two miles back to your house, thus four miles you wouldn't otherwise drive, once per day. YMMV. (Damn! It's as fun as using "hopefully" correctly!)" -- twickster