Melted cheese crisps

How high do melted cheese flavour crisps score on the surrealometer? I mean, crisps can't exactly taste liquid. I guess denatured flavoured crisps doesn't sound as good. Who am I kidding? Crisp flavours have always been more of an art than a science, like popsical colours, and I like it that way.

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