Quotes from me

"And I went to the Carlton to take a weighed moving average opinions of previous Reeves, who approved mostly of my plans."

"Hey, a guy here used a [÷ gesture] sign! I haven't seen one of those since primary school. Everyone I know is a mathematician or a programmer, so uses [\ gesture]. No, I mean [/ gesture]."

"1. Does [function] work?
2.Why not?"

Hey, I saw a Gourmet Burger King
Bluff!
Well, ok, I saw a shop that *said* it was a Gorument Burger King

I've been in love many times, and been hurt many times. Don't worry, this time was one of my favourite.

Market Segmentation, n. Selling Getting Things Done software to people on a "free if you cancel in the first month" basis.

"Using integration for that... It's like firing off a cannon to destroy some kind of abstract concept which it hadn't previously occurred to you that cannons could interact with."

"What's that?"
"It's a quantum vector detector."
"Why does it look like a normal mirror?"

"If you happen to have tact at your disposal, try employing it."

"Why are you hitting on me? Don't you know I'm a lesbian?"
"No. It says I don't right on your T-shirt!"

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