Nov. 12th, 2014

jack: (Default)
Dear creepy ads which snooped on my browsing and followed me all over the net,

I've already bought a Lakeland clothes hanging rail and it was very good. I don't need another Lakeland clothes hanging rail. I won't buy another Lakeland (TM) clothes hanging rail, however many ads you keep showing me for Lakeland (TM) brand clothes hanging rails.

Please continue to show me ads for Lakeland clothes hanging rails! They're much less offensive than all the ads you used to show me and the repetitiveness makes it a lot easier to automatically tune them out.

Also, I hope charging lots of money showing ads for products to people who won't buy them means your whole industry syphons off all the moolah from the overhead economy to creators and then bankrupts itself.

Love Jack

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