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Arnold Schwarzenegger is watching TV, in a comfortable lounge with a roaring fire. It shows a number of politicians including George Bush on stage. He reaches out and adjusts the "simian" knob[1] upward. The characters slowly deform, becoming more and more apelike (with Bush centre screen). He knuckles over to a nearly female chimp and starts picking lice out of her hair. She "ooks" angrily and pulls away.

Schwarzenegger stares disgustedly and turns the set off. He angrily throws a pile of "Gropinator for President" banners into the fire. "Hate. I am still not being distinguished."

[1] Yes, knob. It's retro, ok? All my stories are set in the 80s nowadays. And no pun is implied, really.