I swear my torso's been rotated

[jack]

I swear my Torso's been rotated. This week, I swear *every time* I've put a T-shirt on, it's been back-to-front. How is that even possible?

Comments

[ewx.livejournal.com]

1. Wait until Jack's asleep.
2. Get a REALLY BIG spanner...
3. Profit.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Well, that solves the "being able to sleep" problem... :)

[simont]

*every time* I've put a T-shirt on, it's been back-to-front. How is that even possible?

Never neglect the trivial case. Have you in fact been wearing proper shirts all week? :-)

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Ah, the coal face of pedantry, where grammar meets logic... I guess I want a word that means both "all" and "lots", as in "with statistical confidence". "All" means "all" and *in context* means lots, but can also mean "all but not necessarily lots". Ironically emphasising "all" makes it mean "less" more iyswim...

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Let me rephrase that. "No, I haven't" :)

(FWIW, I generally wear a T-shirt in the evening and in bed even if I wear a shirt out.)

[rochvelleth.livejournal.com]

Has anyone ever told you that Cambridge is a weird space/time vortex? :)

P.S. We were actually talking about this in a classics supervision...

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

God, I miss Eccleston.

[rochvelleth.livejournal.com]

Awwww! :) (me too *sob*)