You are better than nothing. - Check. You are well-meaning, but ersatz. - As I have no idea what ersatz means I'll say Check. You sing along with Muzak in elevators. - Only in private. You cannot remember your original hair color, - Check. It seems to bleach with sunlight. and your artificial nails could be used to slice a zucchini. - No, these lengthy nails are real thankyou and *thwack!* for calling it zucchini You forget small details such as your telephone number - Check. and the names of your children. - Ermm... You believe in astrology, - I believe it exists. numerology, - I can add? and satinism (the cult of shiny fabrics). - Oooohhh Shiny...
You are not trendy; you set trends for others. I like to think so :)
You wear black or nothing I do rather like black your playlist alternates Mahler Check with bands no one else has heard of Check You read Rimbaud in public places Nope, but similar things poster for La Dolce Vita hanging over your bed Not *yet* quotes from obscure Jacobean revenge tragedies Frequently cackle to yourself... assume that you are quoting I Love Lucy That or LART them Your glasses have designer frames Yep you do not need them to see Quite true
You see visions. Yup. That's what seeing is. You could change the world if only you were up at the same time as everyone else. How many times have I said that to everyone? You have created a programming language that throws errors if the code is not written in iambic pentameter That's my project this year. and you are infuriated by the typos in the new edition of Ulysses. well, who isn't? You practice sarcasm as a form of tantric sex Check. and your cats have doctorates. I always wondered why I could talk to her so much. You believe in virgin sacrifice in a good cause. Of course.
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Date: 2004-12-10 01:29 pm (UTC)I didn't flatter it by posting it.
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Date: 2004-12-10 01:51 pm (UTC)I'm currently blaming inaccuracies on my hatred for coffee.
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Date: 2004-12-10 01:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-10 01:57 pm (UTC)Breakdown:
Date: 2004-12-10 02:08 pm (UTC)You are well-meaning, but ersatz. - As I have no idea what ersatz means I'll say Check.
You sing along with Muzak in elevators. - Only in private.
You cannot remember your original hair color, - Check. It seems to bleach with sunlight.
and your artificial nails could be used to slice a zucchini. - No, these lengthy nails are real thankyou and *thwack!* for calling it zucchini
You forget small details such as your telephone number - Check.
and the names of your children. - Ermm...
You believe in astrology, - I believe it exists.
numerology, - I can add?
and satinism (the cult of shiny fabrics). - Oooohhh Shiny...
Doesn't represent me at all.
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Date: 2004-12-10 02:18 pm (UTC)You wear black or nothing I do rather like black
your playlist alternates Mahler Check
with bands no one else has heard of Check
You read Rimbaud in public places Nope, but similar things
poster for La Dolce Vita hanging over your bed Not *yet*
quotes from obscure Jacobean revenge tragedies Frequently
cackle to yourself... assume that you are quoting I Love Lucy That or LART them
Your glasses have designer frames Yep
you do not need them to see Quite true
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Date: 2004-12-10 03:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-10 03:32 pm (UTC)You could change the world if only you were up at the same time as everyone else. How many times have I said that to everyone?
You have created a programming language that throws errors if the code is not written in iambic pentameter That's my project this year.
and you are infuriated by the typos in the new edition of Ulysses. well, who isn't?
You practice sarcasm as a form of tantric sex Check.
and your cats have doctorates. I always wondered why I could talk to her so much.
You believe in virgin sacrifice in a good cause. Of course.
It's surprisingly accurate, this meme.