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It's funny, if my fingernails are just ever so slightly too long, most of the time I don't notice, but just occasionally it jumps out at me and once I've noticed it's like fire on my skin, I want to tear the ends off right then and I have to deal with it immediately.

At home, cutting fingernails always feels like a minor chore, something I'll do but not something I'll want to do. Especially as nothing I do once every few weeks gets into a regular rhythm. However, I've kept a spare pare of clippers in my draw at work[1] and at work, it feels relaxing and cathartic to snip snip snip the ends away!

But then I remembered the Dilbert cartoon. It's something like Alice listening to clipping sounds from Wally's cubicle, and screaming "AGH! It's so annoying. Yet quiet enough I'll look neurotic if I say anything! It's driving me mad!" and the last panel is Wally telling Dilbert about his new screensaver, "Wally's 101 annoying cubicle sounds".

Is fingernail clipping so annoying? I can see why it might be in principle, but it doesn't feel it. It's very quiet -- practically not showing up against the background -- and lasting only a few minutes and only every few weeks. Work isn't so silent that noise would stand out. And we're spaced so only about one person might hear.

[1] along with emergency: toothbrush, alcohol and tissues. I've yet to stash shoes and underwear.

Date: 2008-03-27 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornute.livejournal.com
If I may get overly personal here (and you'll see why in a moment) it might be better to stash spare trousers.

The only two reasons to keep spare underwear at work, but not trousers, are in case (a) you either are stuck at work for a while or have to go somewhere other than your main repository of clean underpants, or (b) you get ill and have a sudden accident.

However, both of these reasons can also be remedied by the step of removing one's underpants and wearing solely the trousers.

I don't think it's so common that one has a sudden attack of illness, compared to the much more frequent "oh, I've spilt something brightly colored on my khaki trousers" issue-- and how often does this happen before an important meeting or after-work social plan? At this point, clean underpants won't do you any good, but clean trousers would help!

I don't keep spares at work, but I did have at one point three shirts and a pair of jeans in my car; the jeans were washed, and the shirts are actually in the possession of three co-workers who consecutively spilled things down their fronts.

Date: 2008-03-27 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com
However, both of these reasons can also be remedied by the step of removing one's underpants and wearing solely the trousers.

Indeed, that makes a lot of sense. For some reason I don't like to do it anymore, I'm not quite sure why.

the jeans were washed, and the shirts are actually in the possession of three co-workers who consecutively spilled things down their fronts.

LOL. That makes sense. (Also, I live 5 min from home, so I can go back and get something if I really need to, things in the parking lot would be an improvement but only a small one, mainly to stop me going home and forgetting to get out of the shower and go back to work.)

Date: 2008-03-28 07:12 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] pizza.maircrosoft.com (from livejournal.com)
I live 5 min from home

really? :)

Whoops

Date: 2008-03-31 11:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com
Uh, for certain levels of pedantry, yes...