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It's always disconcerting when a bike tyre punctures "bang" when you're riding it. But it's disconcerting in an entirely different way when it does so when you're asleep[1]

Me: zzzzzzzzz[2]
Something: BANG!
Me: Wuh? Fztl? WTF!
Me: I don't know. Was it [in rough order]:

* a gunshot [fairly unlikely]
* a car backfiring [not very likely, but what "gunshot" made me think of]
* someone teleporting in [I read scifi]
* someone teleporting out [I read scifi but not enough physics. Also this way is marginally less worrisome but more frustrating. In fact, the previous was closer.]
* something eventually falling over, after several hours of gradual decline
* an explosive water pressure failure type failure event
* something obvious that I haven't thought of [maybe this should be top of the list]
* a dream?
* something interesting to blog about?

Bike tyre: is flat
Me: Hm, it wasn't like that before.
Me: I have a theory.

And the day *before* the gear cable snapped. *shrug* It's going to the bike man for the gear cable and having its tube replaced and I hope they're unrelated.

[1] And not riding it.
[2] Or maybe not, I don't know. The key point being I was asnooze. I was probably dreaming about mechacarrots or theology or something, I don't remember.

Comments

[pizza.maircrosoft.com (from livejournal.com)]

my chain snapped yesterday. It's a conspiracy!

* someone teleporting in [I read scifi]

A MURDERER breaking your window as he enters, knife poised, preparing for multiple stabbings. [I read the local papers]

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

It didn't really sound like glass, though I admit I was kind of asleep :)

It's a conspiracy!

Eek. Maybe it's... um, the weather? Chain expands in spring, snaps?

[pizza.maircrosoft.com (from livejournal.com)]

i only put it on in late feb. I probably did it wrong.

[ewx.livejournal.com]

A further possibility.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. ROFL. I at first assumed it referred to fatally exploding heads, in which case I thought "Well, duh, the anthropic principle says I don't have to worry about that: either it isn't, in which case there's nothing to worry about, or, well, it obviously can't have been EHS" :)

[captain-aj.livejournal.com]

Take a look at the inner-tube - if it's a long tear, then that was no puncture, it was a blow-out, due to the tire being installed badly. Roughly speaking, the inflated inner-tube gets pinched between the rim and the outer-wall of the tire. I'm not quite sure why blowouts happen at such random times, but I'd guess it's to do with the rubber slowly fatiguing under the unusual strain.

[rochvelleth.livejournal.com]

*rofl* *hugs*

I think 'something obvious I haven't thought of' should go bottom of the list...