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jack> > PS. Please limit comments to the question asked.
> I think the question asked is inane.
--rec.games.brdige
"We Googled the sentence: "Jar Jar, you're a genius". Up until today, that short English sentence appeared nowhere on the Internet. Darths & Droids: Breaking new dimensions in originality."
-- Darths and Droids.
"Then I found some spaceships I didn’t remember building, flying around my home world. They didn’t respond to my commands, and it wasn’t until just before they began bombing the place that I realized why."
-- Seamus Young
"I don’t know what these are for. The one looks like some of the cables already inside of my computer, except this one doesn’t shock me when I lick the contacts."
-- Seamus Young
"Annual Movie-plot threat contest. For this contest, the goal is to create fear... a fear that you can alleviate through the sale of your new product idea. There are lots of risks out there, some of them serious, some of them so unlikely that we shouldn't worry about them, and some of them completely made up. ... Special mention for his Safe-T-Nav, a GPS system that detects high crime zones. It would be a semi-finalist, but it already exists."
-- Bruce Schneier
"Every Arabic word has a basic meaning, a second meaning which is the exact opposite of the first, a third meaning which refers to either a camel or horse, and a fourth meaning that is so obscene that you'll have to look it up for yourself."
-- ???
"In the present case, the Internet could be viewed as a super-telescope set up on the Welsh hills overlooking the Irish Sea. Via the web (or the super-telescope) it would merely be possible to look into the defendant’s shop."
-- High Court judgement
"I'm sure a lot of you would have mocked Josh's collegue for having a constant named COMMA. Ha! Who's laughing now?"
-- Daily WTF, comment on
> I think the question asked is inane.
--rec.games.brdige
"We Googled the sentence: "Jar Jar, you're a genius". Up until today, that short English sentence appeared nowhere on the Internet. Darths & Droids: Breaking new dimensions in originality."
-- Darths and Droids.
"Then I found some spaceships I didn’t remember building, flying around my home world. They didn’t respond to my commands, and it wasn’t until just before they began bombing the place that I realized why."
-- Seamus Young
"I don’t know what these are for. The one looks like some of the cables already inside of my computer, except this one doesn’t shock me when I lick the contacts."
-- Seamus Young
"Annual Movie-plot threat contest. For this contest, the goal is to create fear... a fear that you can alleviate through the sale of your new product idea. There are lots of risks out there, some of them serious, some of them so unlikely that we shouldn't worry about them, and some of them completely made up. ... Special mention for his Safe-T-Nav, a GPS system that detects high crime zones. It would be a semi-finalist, but it already exists."
-- Bruce Schneier
"Every Arabic word has a basic meaning, a second meaning which is the exact opposite of the first, a third meaning which refers to either a camel or horse, and a fourth meaning that is so obscene that you'll have to look it up for yourself."
-- ???
"In the present case, the Internet could be viewed as a super-telescope set up on the Welsh hills overlooking the Irish Sea. Via the web (or the super-telescope) it would merely be possible to look into the defendant’s shop."
-- High Court judgement
"I'm sure a lot of you would have mocked Josh's collegue for having a constant named COMMA. Ha! Who's laughing now?"
-- Daily WTF, comment on
#define COMMA "|"