Amusing DnD Quotes (I need to write down some of my own one day)

[jack]

http://www.geocities.com/whoisceres2/dndquotes.html

"But my doctor said I'm not supposed to be on fire!"

"In Soviet Russia, Diplomacy checks you!"

"Unlike that last puzzle, where the solution was a strength check."
"That wasn't a puzzle. That was a trap!"

"Anyway, back to the game."
::keeps talking::
"Uh, guys?"
::keeps talking::
"Pi is exactly 3!"
[complete silence]
"I'm sorry it had to come to that, folks."

Comments

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

"As a full round action, you can declare that you will attempt to distract a spell caster if they attempt to cast a spell. Opposed roll of Perform VS Concentration. Basically, it's like this:
Wiz: 'Entarofordigue--'
Bard: 'LOOK AT ME!!!'
"Or,
Wiz: 'Fire--'
Bard: 'BALLS!!'