jack

Check out Risa's stargate parody of fanfic here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/nakedtoes/75543.html#cutid1

I don't normally link to friend's fics, but

(1) it's short
(2) it's funny
(3) it's got jack/daniel love (not explicit)
(4) most of you don't know her, so there's not duplication the way there would be when I squee at foreverdirt's fics :)
(5) you have to see her lj icon, it's great!