Describe me (Slight mutated meme)

[jack]

In a comment, give one (or, if you must, three) words that all describe me as completely as possible.

If you want, put this in your own journal to see what everyone thinks of you.

Comments

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

*is two* :)

[mair_in_grenderich]

two mathmos?

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Just look at me! I've often commented I have foo enough for two :)

[mair_in_grenderich]

how can I look at you? webcam? :-)

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

My job isn't quite that generous. Though my testing board does have a camera, it'd take some work to make it a webcam.

But you can remember? Well, imagine me just slightly thinner than that, that's me :)

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

*decides to save Jack the trouble and hits self over head with baseball bat*

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Eh? Why did you do that?

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

Because of the sheer awfulness of your pun :)

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be baseballbatting *me* then?

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

Me? Violent? Never

Plus, the frying pan incident ended up in tears :)

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

LOL. True. You need more remote weaponry :)

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

Torpedoes... armed.

Hmm. What's the exact phrasing they use?

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Q. What does someone with a torpedo call that?
A. Whatever she wants!

:)

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

*g*