Jack's life advice; Sharks
Dec. 20th, 2010 05:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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If you're very drunk, don't go swimming. And if you do anyway, don't jump straight into an unknown sea. And if you do anyway, make sure there haven't been a recent spate of shark attacks. And if you do anyway, at least look to make sure the shark isn't RIGHT THERE. But if you do anyway, make damn damn sure you brain it right between the eyes.
If you're very drunk, don't go swimming. And if you do anyway, don't jump straight into an unknown sea. And if you do anyway, make sure there haven't been a recent spate of shark attacks. And if you do anyway, at least look to make sure the shark isn't RIGHT THERE. But if you do anyway, make damn damn sure you brain it right between the eyes.