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I try to not gack things from metaquotes, but I couldn't resist. Read this one, you have to: http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/3062935.html#cutid1

Stakebait and her brain have a conversation...

Id: We could buy Neil Gaiman a Carribean island.

Super Ego: Well yes, technically, I suppose we could. If we had a lot of money and knew Neil Gaiman.

Id: You don't have to know someone to buy them an island.

Super Ego: But I bet if you don't, the real estate agent looks at you funny.

Ego: [Googles] Look! They're not even that expensive! (Link to tropical island selling site deleted due to spawning 10E6 pop-ups)