How long is the song 'aleph-1 green bottles, hanging on the wall'?

[jack]

Poll #14435 Aleph-1 green bottles

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How long is the song 'aleph-1 green bottles, hanging on the wall'

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omega-0, songs are inherently sequential
1 (8.3%)

omega-1, one verse per bottle
3 (25.0%)

omega-3, because... fish?
1 (8.3%)

Something else
4 (33.3%)

What?
3 (25.0%)

Comments

[fhtagn.livejournal.com]

That's of a length with a Grateful Dead song, isn't it?

[chess]

Slightly shorter than most Green Bottles incidents, because it gets really boring and/or complicated to sing really quickly, so people give up earlier.

[fluffymormegil]

aleph-1, because lengths are cardinal, not ordinal.

[azurelunatic]

Always the length of the attention span (or artificial equivalent) of those singing.

[naath]

Very short indeed, because you have to stop to argue about what aleph-1 minus 1 is.

[ptc24]

Does the answer depend on the continuum hypothesis? Does the question assume the inverse of the continuum hypothesis? Or am I barking up the wrong tree entirely?