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Poll #14435 Aleph-1 green bottles
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How long is the song 'aleph-1 green bottles, hanging on the wall'

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omega-0, songs are inherently sequential
1 (8.3%)

omega-1, one verse per bottle
3 (25.0%)

omega-3, because... fish?
1 (8.3%)

Something else
4 (33.3%)

What?
3 (25.0%)


Date: 2013-10-27 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fhtagn.livejournal.com
That's of a length with a Grateful Dead song, isn't it?

Date: 2013-10-27 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khoth.livejournal.com
I'm not sure how the song goes exactly. Could you jog my memory by writing out the second verse, please?

Date: 2013-10-27 02:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] chess
Slightly shorter than most Green Bottles incidents, because it gets really boring and/or complicated to sing really quickly, so people give up earlier.

Date: 2013-10-27 02:28 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] fluffymormegil
aleph-1, because lengths are cardinal, not ordinal.

Date: 2013-10-29 09:24 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ptc24
Perhaps you're looking for the ordinal of the last verse?

Date: 2013-10-27 03:59 pm (UTC)
azurelunatic: Vivid pink Alaskan wild rose. (Default)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
Always the length of the attention span (or artificial equivalent) of those singing.

Date: 2013-10-28 09:47 am (UTC)
naath: (Default)
From: [personal profile] naath
Very short indeed, because you have to stop to argue about what aleph-1 minus 1 is.

Date: 2013-10-29 09:25 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ptc24
Does the answer depend on the continuum hypothesis? Does the question assume the inverse of the continuum hypothesis? Or am I barking up the wrong tree entirely?

Date: 2013-10-29 05:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ptc24
I think if you're trying to get one verse per bottle, then your song might have to be a continuum in order to sing it all in time. FSVO "sing" and "time", of course.

You could invent a language where you use a precisely-timed note to convey an infinite amount of information, that lets you get aleph-null verses out of the way in finite time. Possibly you could even invent a really freakish sort of sound wave, where the amplitude at each instant represents a real (and thus a block of aleph-null verses), and you don't have to bother about boring things such as finite frequency or anything like that.

Date: 2013-10-29 06:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ptc24
I was thinking that if aleph-1 < c then aleph-1 might be a bit more tractable, possibly you wouldn't need a continuum. Of course my ideas about such scenarios are deeply hazy.