Baaaa! Baaaah! Schlurpdevour! Baa!

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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In March, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In May, I stopped yrieithydd from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Yesterday, I fed numberland to a Shoggoth (250 points). In June, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In October, I rescued lizzip from being sacrificed (-200 points). In July, I sacrificed toft_froggy to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (520 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
cartesiandaemon

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

There's a certain confusion of ideas here. I mean, bombing cultists could be viewed as bad, but in some sense it's emulating Cthulhu, isn't it?

Ditto about yrieithydd. I didn't have her down as a graverobber.

I'm not sure if in Cthulhiverse there's that much difference between being a high priest and being eaten. But I'm happy with it. *sacrifices people*

Comments

[ewx.livejournal.com]

"sacrifice herself" = "sacrifice her yourself" typed too fast.

[cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously, but that's not nearly as amusing as trying to redefine grammar ;)